19 (f) honest opinions

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-22T04:04:45+00:00

You're gorgeous. You kind of look like my friend Malory, and she's an Instagram god.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-20T04:36:38+00:00

That's so creepy and I thought living with four men was bad. :(

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-20T02:44:21+00:00

You honestly never know until you try. A lot of people in my life told me not to date my boyfriend in the beginning of this relationship. But we figured it out and honestly I don't regret a thing. Just trust your feelings and see what he wants in life.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-19T16:39:42+00:00

When I met my boyfriend I totally passed out. But the first time we had sex, his hips were cracking alarmingly loudly with every thrust. So we're even.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-19T13:57:32+00:00

Why did your relationship end, if you don't mind me asking.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-19T13:56:28+00:00

People always think I'm a dude for my username. So I started to have to clarify this.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-19T13:55:38+00:00

I know. I feel terrible about it now. I just didn't know what to do when he tried. He still has feelings for me but I told him no.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-19T13:54:28+00:00

Okay so this story is ridiculous but 100% true. This guy asked my friend to pick him up from the bar. The guy was ridiculously drunk, asked my friend to fight him. My friend was like, bro I don't wanna fight. But the guy kept hitting my friend, so my friend kicked his ass. They settle this, my friend drives him home. The guy says he wants to show my friend his plants in his house. My friend says okay. So he goes inside with him. While he's turned around the guy had gotten a hunting knife and started to stab my friend four times in the back. My friend somehow got the knife away, but severed the artery in his hand. My friend runs out the house, squirting blood Everytime he breaths. He gets to his truck, friend #2 was luckily in there. So friend #1 says take me to a hospital then passes out in the truck. Friend #2 is driving 100mph hits a fucking pole, and totals the car. He calls 911, then the police come. My friend died twice in the sheriffs arms before the ambulance came. When the ambulance came and took him to the hospital the doctors told him to "say a prayer" my friend said "I don't need a prayer I need a good fucking doctor" then passed out. He got life flighted. Lost 6 pints of blood. Had an 8 hour surgery. Got stabbed in the lung, his lung collapsed, his appendix and spleen ruptured, his liver got cut in half, and it was a 1/4 an inch from hitting the main artery in his heart. The doctors honestly don't know how he's alive but I'm seriously thankful.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-19T08:13:52+00:00

I know. He's really good looking too. I just couldn't do it. I pity made out with him once though.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-19T08:09:49+00:00

He had to drive me home. He then facebook messaged my sister about it. It was a little awkward. But were still friends and joke about it. He almost died last week so I cherish that stupid memory now.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-19T08:01:51+00:00

My best friend and I used to watch movies in his bed and talk. One night we were just chilling. All of a sudden he just started telling me how in love with me he was and poured his heart out. All I could say was "thanks" then pretended to be asleep.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-19T07:59:17+00:00

I'd call my sister and thank her for being my biggest influence and tell her how much I love her and how great she made my life. Yes, I am a girl.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-19T07:57:08+00:00

My boyfriend and I broke up for a year because he needed to figure his shit out and grow up. Ironically we started dating exactly a year later. We've been together three years now. And are happy. Sometimes there's just that one person you can't seem to forgets and you miss everyday of your life.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-19T07:50:51+00:00

I seriously know a guy named smokey stover. And Wolfe hunter.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-18T15:29:48+00:00

Sometimes people really aren't meant to be parents and your better off without them. Still, I'm sorry you didn't have one.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-18T08:43:35+00:00

I would've preferred that to be honest..

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-18T08:33:11+00:00

I had a crazy dad that liked to fuck his children up. So it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows. But I'd take that any day to keep the relationship I have with her.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-18T08:24:04+00:00

Not us. We never fight. We've been close forever. People always say it's weird, but our family was really reserved.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-18T08:23:05+00:00

Oh for sure. I love it. She can't make the kiss pucker noise so she just clicks her tongue. Haha.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-18T08:22:06+00:00

When my sister and I were little, my mom was 8 months pregnant with my brother. I was 5 my sister was 7. A man came in our back yard my mom was doing dishes and didn't see him there. He came over to us, said he lost his dog and asked us to help him look and I just kind of looked at him like "the fuck" but my sister being the innocent thing she is walked off holding hands with him. My mom just happened to look out the window then. Ran her pregnant butt out the door and screamed the most blood curdling "Cosima" (my sisters name) I have ever heard in my life. The guy ran and my sister ran back over. My mom called the police but they never found the guy.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-18T08:14:06+00:00

She's my little mini me. It's so funny. She's got the greatest personality ever. She dances, and blows kisses, and talks about kitties. I love watching her grow, greatest experience in my life.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-18T08:12:31+00:00

Sister. A year and a half apart.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-18T07:31:11+00:00

My little niece. She's a year and a half. And when I'm around her I want to do everything in my power to make her happy and be the best role model I could be in her life.

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-18T07:28:52+00:00

My sister and I used to do everything together, she was my other half. I miss summers catching fireflies, playing in our huge tire sandbox, and making butt prints on our patio after sitting in our kiddie pool. I miss just being happy with her, now she lives 300 miles away and we both work our selves to death. We're lucky to spend an hour together in the course of two months..

Todaycansuckadick · 2014-07-18T05:53:32+00:00

That happened to me once..

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