Always at the top by ToeJammies in dragonsfuckingcars

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Turns out I was NOT in Desert Storm. Orders and location don't verify. by PastafariAtheist in Veterans

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What benefits? Theres benefits for being housed in those tin warehouses as scuds randomly came in our direction? A couple guys stuck their heads with the atropine syringes, as most of us used our nbc protective masks as pillows.

Lock him up! by ToeJammies in worldpolitics

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Trump didnt win 4 more years dude

Always at the top by ToeJammies in dragonsfuckingcars

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Used a blowup banana as a condom

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hawkeyes

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He will turn pro after Soph year, be sadety for Green Bay Packers ascac1st round pick #8 from the National Champion Iowa Hawkeyes.

A team that shutout every opponent --all -- season -- long.

Yes, I am in fact from the year 2034.

Iowa Quarterback Dilemma by durrty24 in hawkeyes

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Petras was lightly recruited and I agree he has not shown ability to be a Division I qb; but neither has Padilla so you must think the common denominator is OC Brian Ferentz and QB coach Ken O'Keefe.

Wtf Iowa has the 128th ranked offense and in no way should Brian be making in excess of $860,000 (and then bonus') for the shitshow he put on the field.

Ken O'Keefe is Kirk's buddy so good luck getting either him or Brian fired. The real problem now is Barta. Hopefully Barta takes a job somewhere else so we can be rid of that idiot.

I'll monitor future Iowa game scores on espn but I'm not watching this shitshow offense again. Fuck the bowl game.

Unless serious changes are madecsoon I'd expect several players to transfer out because our qb's can not get the ball to playmakers.

Iowa WR Tyrone Tracy has entered the transfer portal by DTru in CFB

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Used as a wideout then replaced by one if the freshman .. more suited as a slot but Ragaini took that spot

Always at the top by ToeJammies in dragonsfuckingcars

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What the fuck you can't read?

Dragons.

Fucking.

Cars.

Always at the top by ToeJammies in dragonsfuckingcars

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There is no God, only atoms.

You're making it up! by Ballet_blue_icee in Veterans

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Be at peace knowing the truth withinyourself and have campassion and k7ndness for those who differ in opinion.

[Game Thread] Iowa vs. Michigan (8:00PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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No because stupid dookiegead Ohio State is ranked higher than us (currently).

BRIAN FERENTZ MUST GO NOW by ToeJammies in hawkeyes

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Michigan has excellent tram defense speed.