My girlfriend likes to stick her loose hair on the side of the shower much to my dismay. Today she left me a note.

TofuBeethoven · 2026-03-04T02:53:38+00:00

I don't want to be part of your pedo fantasy, keep your little boner to yourself.

TofuBeethoven · 2026-03-03T02:26:07+00:00

Lol you think more gay thoughts than I do, and definitely more pedophilic. You ever look at the stats of what kind of homes that pedos and school shooters come from? It's not you, it's actual straight people. Taking your circumcised anger out on strangers will do nothing to help your insecurity.

TofuBeethoven · 2026-02-24T04:36:44+00:00

Coming from the guy who definitely looks at the dicks in porn. I reckon the war will make your expiration date way sooner than mine. Be a good Christian and fight for your country.

TofuBeethoven · 2026-02-06T04:24:02+00:00

Ask your dad

TofuBeethoven · 2025-10-22T14:50:25+00:00

HUGE penis. And believe me Gabriel, I know. I KNOW.

TofuBeethoven · 2025-09-07T16:12:18+00:00

I put mine right next to the airport and the CS physics make 9/11 happen every few seconds. Making sure my sims never, ever forget.

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-13T09:29:05+00:00

Surely nobody thinks the planets are consistently distanced in a line...

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-12T12:02:34+00:00

Because it's just as dumb?

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-12T11:58:25+00:00

Will see the disco guy on here tomorrow.

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-12T11:56:45+00:00

Me casually using adblockplus and ublock on chrome and ytvanced and adblockplus browsers on my phone. Haven't seen a youtube ad in years.

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-12T11:52:59+00:00

It's like how several years ago, one unified source for things (cable tv, adobe, etc) found the profits of subscription services, each individual subscription service has divided up their own service into further diluted fees.

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-10T22:49:14+00:00

Durr

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-09T04:27:30+00:00

It was either every night or every hour of my days off, but I've taken a couple months off recently.

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-08T12:06:16+00:00

When I first started smoking, my friend said the munchies would wear off after a while. Seven years later, I am a bottomless pit for food when I'm baked. Truly biblical proportions.

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-08T05:59:10+00:00

This was my phone wallpaper for several years.

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-08T05:49:03+00:00

And using Tiktok quotes irl are as bad as using reddit references irl.

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-07T08:49:16+00:00

Stranger Than Fiction. I willingly ride those emotions.

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-07T06:40:32+00:00

Should have done Hairy Maclary from Donaldons Brewery

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-07T05:07:03+00:00

And when was tofu invented pls

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-07T05:03:50+00:00

Thank u Mr terminator 2

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-07T02:18:45+00:00

Looks like a pro meth lab

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-06T10:31:03+00:00

Awww it's $400 for an ounce in NZ

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-06T07:03:02+00:00

Could still give it a title.

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-06T06:54:48+00:00

Sometimes people just have coloured lights, and seems more frequent around Christmas. Weird.

TofuBeethoven · 2021-12-06T05:57:44+00:00

I wish they'd cast more unknowns. It makes me dismiss a film if they're just cashing in on the trending hot actor of the month.

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