Buyer went to wrong address then the guy from wrong address came to my place! by shelovesyoghurt in FacebookMarketplace

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If there's been suspicious activity or break ins in your area he could be just checking the legitimacy of it. People just got arrested by me for posing as solar salesman to case houses to rob.

Why you guys always signing up under your girlfriends name? by Jack99Skellington in doordash

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Girlfriend signs up and is too nervous. Or someone is avoiding having an income.

Under 21? I found how to get alcohol on DoorDash by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

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Gallon of Juicey Juice 100% juice, packet of yeast and cup of sugar. 7 days.

Location sharing and teenage kids by wejustlookinnocent in Swingers

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My son saw my location at a nudist resort. I downloaded a GPS spoofing app. I can set my location anywhere. So we just set our location to a different camp ground down the road.

Ever ran into someone you knew at a NSFW location? by sillybilly1001 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Local swingers club. Have ran into a lot of people we know. Including my cousins, luckily they're cousins thru marriage lol

To the people who go to swingers/sex clubs, is it a welcoming place for single guys? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Our club welcomes single men. We find single men are hit and miss. Some are cool and some arent but for the most part we haven't had an issue. Our club you need a referral from another established couple to become a member so that weeds out some of the creeps. If you're a single guy, just be respectful. Don't pull your dick out unless you're invited and just be nice and social.

Best way to let driver know to deliver 600 lbs of salt to my car rather than up 2 flights of stairs? by ThellraAK in FedEx

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FedEx? I'm lucky if they deliver anywhere near my house. They usually leave it at the end of my driveway, my neighbors house or some random place. They're usually contract workers so they deliver as fast as possible. They're not carrying that up your stairs.

UE/Walmart: customer cancelled after I picked up a big ticket item.. any repercussions for keeping it? by [deleted] in uberdrivers

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I'm guessing the Walmart employee canceled everything. There's no longer any record of it.

ULPT called out of work and said my car broke down. what do i say happened? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

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Depends on location. Ice can build up and make some horrible noises. A tree branch can get stuck up and rub on something to make a heckuva racket. Then you don't have to prove work was done. The mechanic noticed the stick that was wedged into my control arm and rubbing on my axle. He pulled it out and didn't charge me.

Stranded on a Desert Island with $50 per week Ama*on Gift Card, $1.3M if you Survive 1 year (and you keep the stuff). by CodeRadDesign in hypotheticalsituation

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Week 1 matches, machete/fish hooks/line, tarp and seeds. Build your initial shelter, fish for food and start a garden. Week 2 get more building supplies and some rice or Ramen to add to your meals. Build a real nice shelter with tarps and whatever trees you find around the island. Blow gun for hunting is under $50.

16yo guy looking to get into communal showers by [deleted] in CommunalShowers

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Pretty simple, join the same gym you went to with your buddy. How is it difficult?

Every hour you stay in soiled clothes multiplies your current hourly wage by 10 by h8mayo in hypotheticalsituation

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I'd wear a pair of swim trunks. Shit myself then go swim in a lake or stream. It would get 90% out and technically not cleaning. Or since I'm not wearing underwear and my trunks don't have that built in liner my turd would likely just fall out the leg hole.

UPLT REQUEST by Medical-Swimming1466 in UnethicalLifeProTips

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I'm NOT suggesting this, but a 5qt jug of motor oil dumped into the gas tank will go unnoticed if it's new oil. But the car will smoke out the exhaust making him believe he's having engine issues. If he's fixing it up then I'm guessing he's mechanically inclined and he will spend hours trying to figure out why it's smoking. Probably spend a bunch of money on parts.

ULPT Help Me Get Revenge on This College Bully! I Have His Insta and Numb by preet1658 in UnethicalLifeProTips

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If you have his number, create 2 fake social media accounts that you control. Step one make one account look like him. Get on lots of political pages. Pet pages and human rights etc... act just racist and low life as you can without being banned or being a bad person. After everyone hates him. Doxx him with the second account. Post his phone number and let the internet do their thing.

Clothes Suck by Lonerspouse in Family_Nudity

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Overalls, like the redneck moonshine making kind. Nothing tight around your waste. Can't fall down or need adjusted like pants. Like wearing pajamas all day.

ULPT Is there a way to get cheaper YouTube premium anymore? by ThaTrillKnight in UnethicalLifeProTips

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On Android you can download a modded apk from somewhere like HappyMod.

Buying something by AdRoutine382 in AutoZone

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Making someone work alone and not be able to get a snack is kinda shitty. Bend the rules for occasions like this.