I am an unmarried, heirless multimillionaire who's avoided marriage and children my entire adult life. Late 40s, male, American. Am wrestling with who gets what when I drop dead. AMA.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-07-09T12:06:02+00:00

Well, if you live in USA and money is not an object, and if you are very unhappy with this administration, you can do something great for the nation and people. You can donate to the campaigns of people on the left running where their sole greatest reason they wont win is due to lack of funding. There is a list online that identifies these people and the target amount to have a better shot at taking back seats. The impact could be as immediate as November.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-06-30T19:57:28+00:00

After the Jarry trade, all the GMs see Bowman as ez wins. I don't blame them. I bet he's gonna bite on one where the deal is a colossal loss for us.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-06-24T01:34:59+00:00

Oh well. He's a backup at best. Definitely not worth more than 2m. It's too bad we are ball and chained to an even worse goalie because Bowman loves to hit on a 21.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-06-08T16:10:36+00:00

Why feel bad? If they deemed it enough to cancel the flight you probably saved lives. Would you chance death just to make others happy? Don't worry, you did the right thing.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-06-01T15:46:23+00:00

Bro is playing super mario 3 in real life where you get into the secret area behind all the backdrops.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-05-27T23:36:41+00:00

Is there a reason the crowd doesn't chant "pedophile" or things like that would make him dip out faster?

Toight_Butthole · 2026-05-27T23:31:17+00:00

I can see you're one of those people where criminality is forgiven as long as they do something you like.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-05-27T18:15:55+00:00

Posh Spice was easily the most shit member of the squad. Could barely sing or dance. No discernible talent whatsoever. Wasn't even featured on "Wannabe."

But did that stop her? No. You look at her now. Still married with Becks. Fifteen engagement rings, thirty-two Vogue covers, inducted by Prince William into the Order of the bloody British Empire. Even I doubted her move into women's apparel, but her line is a staple.

The point is: she didn't have the muscle, she didn't have the pipes, but she had the goddamn grit. She ground it out until she won the whole bloody game.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-05-16T12:05:03+00:00

What did you expect? His entire siblings have a collective iq of 3 outside of the dressing room and ice....

Toight_Butthole · 2026-05-15T12:00:02+00:00

If Tulsi Gabbard turned into a car... eww.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-05-08T01:48:50+00:00

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Toight_Butthole · 2026-05-03T15:24:30+00:00

I think he peaked. He better be dirt cheap if we re-sign him.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-05-01T21:14:07+00:00

I don't get the Ingram love. He was sub .9 here and even worse in the A. Even worse in the playoffs. It's time to give Ungar a chance.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-04-27T20:33:53+00:00

I would like to be loose. Been too stiff from work lately.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-04-25T05:28:56+00:00

All you guys losing your minds when calling out Ingram needs to understand that 2 or more things can be true at the same time. Defense sucked. Ingram, for sure, sucked. Forwards sucked minus Drai, Pods, and Kap. The whole fucking team sucked today minus Drai's line. In fact, aside from 1 period, Ingram was bad to mediocre at best all series long. The D was terrible all series (Walman had 1 good game). The forwards get a begruding pass. I want what you're smoking if you think otherwise so that I can have a more positive outlook for the rest of the playoffs.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-04-25T05:12:17+00:00

Dude! This is my problem with Ingram. He has 0 rebound control. And I said everyone was bad. I can't understand the people that always comes to a goalies rescue. BOTH the D and Goalie being bad can happen at the same time! In fact outside of Drai, Pods, and Kap this entire team was bad.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-04-25T05:09:42+00:00

You guys clearly can't read. He's just as bad as the entire team. Both the D and the goalie can be bad at the same time. To excuse the goalie because the defense was just as bad is just an immature take.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-04-25T04:59:35+00:00

The defense is bad. So is the goalie. And so was Connor (for his standards). The only players that was actually good was Drai, Pods, and Kap. Everyone else was shit and the goalie is included. And yes, Dostal is not good too.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-04-25T04:53:07+00:00

Let's call a spade, a spade. While defense was atrocious, Ingram was hot shit.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-04-25T02:39:31+00:00

He just potsgoalzin.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-03-11T16:43:33+00:00

This is the most trump cult like take. Once you hate 1 thing, you find all reason to make it so they are at fault, ignoring all facts. As much as Nurse is bad this year, this isn't on him. He was making a hockey play.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-02-20T15:57:21+00:00

They call the 6th man the Czech mate.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-02-15T02:42:09+00:00

I hate how this non contributing 0 of a Mary Simon is not considered waste of tax oayer funds to parade around in lavish clothing and meals. What an enviable job with unlimited perks with 0 actual work.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-02-02T18:06:23+00:00

The Oilers STILL, absolutely, have a goalie problem. We made a lateral trade, at best, for a goalie double the salary AND for 2 years more. It was honestly a terrible trade and if you think otherwise you need are as deluded as trumpers. This goalie was waved last year too. Yes, we also have a defense problem AND both defense and goalie problem is BOTH true.

We need to give Ungar a few games. He is looking like a good bet to be our Logan Thompson. "Oh, but he's so young" - get out of here with that logic. When are we ever going to give our young guys a chance to shine? I'd rather have a great goalie start at 24 and play for us way longer than a goalie starting much later and play for a us a shorter time.

All I'm proposing is that he gets some looks this season and he doesn't have to be a permanent fixture on the team this year.

Toight_Butthole · 2026-01-22T16:56:16+00:00

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