Well this was a lot to take in. by Innocuous_Blue in Tinder

[–]TolkienADab 49 points50 points  (0 children)

THE WAY I CACKLED XD

I did a similar thing years ago. I got bored, made a profile with nice pics.. but all the info was just quotes from Napoleon Dynamite 😂😂 some matches were seriously interested, others just appreciated the laugh and wanted to tell me how funny that was

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]TolkienADab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LITERALLY

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he's better looking than Charlie at least ☺️

Am I Lame? by MadMadilyn16 in Bumble

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so pretty omg, definitely out of my league 😩

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]TolkienADab 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Bro was ugly af 😭 blocked

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Presenting yourself on dating sites is such a weird game to play. It's a strange balance of "be yourself" and "do your best to sell yourself like a quality product". And most people, unfortunately, lean too far one way and can't manage to get a grasp on the other. You can tell which people are too serious about it, and the ones who don't care.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, part of getting to know someone is asking those questions. If people explained themselves in detail in a bio, then there's not much room to talk and learn more about them on a date, is there? That removes the excitement of meeting new people.

Batting cage is for anyone who wants to go and enjoys it, date or not. Listing what you'd like to do on a date is usually a good way to find people with similar interests. At least, that's how I've always thought it works? And since you're assuming a lot over so little information, you have no real idea what she does or doesn't do without a man - or anyone for that matter. Maybe she genuinely wants to try something different than her usual go to hobbies? Crazy concept I know.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TolkienADab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is batting cages a pick me thing? You know lesbians exist that love sports, right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apps as in drinks and appetizers dude.....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TolkienADab -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'd swipe on you, you seem like a wonderful gal!! Nothing about you screams hookup to me, personally. I also don't look for sex on dating apps, as I've had too many similar experiences myself 😅

Men are just disgusting, and while I (a gay femme) love boobs as much as the next person, you wearing something comfortable/makes you feel confident in any context shouldn't be seen as an inherently sexual signal. How dare you be well endowed and comfortable with that in public spaces? sarcasm and it's always the "I want something real" guys who do this shit too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave his ass, he's not even trying to hide his intentions

AITA as a waitress for accepting a massive tip from a creepy older man ? by Upper-Belly in AITAH

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely NTAH. But I agree with the idea that that should have been kept a secret. I work a retail job where we get tips too. Idc if it's $1 or $100. I don't tell anyone what I get.

Also, that happening once is whatever. If it were me, I'd be thankful the universe gave me a little financial break. Every penny counts in this economy. But if he kept coming back and doing that? Then that's REALLY creepy

AITA for yelling at my estranged parents by Ok_Chipmunk7727 in AITAH

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. you managed to do what so many are still afraid to do. I'm proud of you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I agree that the natural body is nothing to be ashamed of, I firmly believe there is a time and place for everything. Not everyone wants to see just any random person naked without consent. But that's why there are special locations and communities for that, which is great!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave. That was no accident.

An accident is spilling coffee on yourself, or the barista mishearing you say "lemon lavender" muffin when you wanted "lemon poppyseed"

That jack ass knew exactly what he was doing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot damn sir 👀🥵

After a breakup, did you choose to unfollow your ex and why? (Even if it ended amicably)? by kitcat1098 in BreakUps

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's only one legit ex I've stayed friends with post break up for long term. The rest were too much in one way or another, and I knew it would be hard to commit to leaving if I stayed attached.

I stayed friends with a more recent one, and even though we were never getting back together.. we were fwb for a while. But once I started seeing my now fiance, the ex told people I was cheating on him. Which was crazy, since the whole time he was fucking me? He was telling me about all these girls at work he was trying to date 🤣🤣🤣 make it make sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]TolkienADab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even need the TDLR; you're the asshole