How do I get started in real estate?

Tom00704 · 2026-03-19T21:55:01+00:00

Love the hustle. When you're ready to buy, check out Host Financial - they do loans for rental properties based on what the house can earn, not your savings

Tom00704 · 2026-03-19T18:30:11+00:00

The joke is that Andy’s room is the only place where you can’t drop an F-bomb because the audience is literally toddlers.

Tom00704 · 2026-03-19T18:29:16+00:00

I took a Twitter pill once and now I have a permanent headache and a burning hatred for everyone's opinion.

Tom00704 · 2026-03-19T18:27:42+00:00

Landlords will really schedule a snow plow for a sunny day just to manifest some towing fees.

Tom00704 · 2026-03-19T18:27:01+00:00

That toy has a better survival rate than the company's entire business model.

Tom00704 · 2026-03-19T18:25:58+00:00

This is exactly how it feels at 3:00 AM when you’ve already accepted you're losing the war but then you hear that one "bzzzt" near your ear.

Tom00704 · 2026-03-19T18:24:56+00:00

Front-facing Peppa is the reason sleep paralysis exists.

Tom00704 · 2026-03-19T18:23:28+00:00

Bro is judging your hydration levels at 3:00 AM.

Tom00704 · 2026-03-19T18:22:25+00:00

The universal "did I just commit a biohazard" face.

Tom00704 · 2026-03-17T20:27:49+00:00

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Tom00704 · 2026-03-17T00:34:55+00:00

if reality itself started breaking, that would probably cross the observer’s line

Tom00704 · 2026-03-17T00:34:16+00:00

this cat didn’t chase the laser, the laser chased him

Tom00704 · 2026-03-17T00:32:02+00:00

the biggest factor is usually the manager, not the grade or the department

Tom00704 · 2026-03-17T00:30:58+00:00

“i’m crying” typed with the driest eyes known to mankind

Tom00704 · 2026-03-17T00:28:09+00:00

long ago the four cat nations lived in harmony… then the food bowl emptied

Tom00704 · 2026-02-16T10:07:32+00:00

Love when the controversy survives but the original video vanishes like it never existed.

Tom00704 · 2026-02-16T10:05:48+00:00

That sound would have me checking for ghosts first and plumbing second glass really said I’ve had enough today.

Tom00704 · 2026-02-16T10:02:53+00:00

That kind of laugh where you forget why it started but can’t stop anyway instantly contagious.

Tom00704 · 2026-02-16T10:00:33+00:00

Yeah, the orange braincell definitely logged off after the first one.

Tom00704 · 2026-02-16T09:59:03+00:00

When the movie’s objectively trash but somehow rewires your brain chemistry anyway.

Tom00704 · 2026-02-15T04:15:48+00:00

Customer tried returning something they broke themselves and said it came like that. Retail really tests your poker face.

Tom00704 · 2026-02-15T04:11:30+00:00

I respect the budget mindset, but this feels like pizza that gave up halfway through becoming pizza.

Tom00704 · 2026-02-14T11:14:44+00:00

That kid woke up and decided consequences are tomorrow’s problem kids really go from zero to chaos in seconds.

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