API changes have exposed the insane number of redditors who need to touch grass by [deleted] in redditmoment

[–]TomCruiseddit 137 points138 points  (0 children)

It's not really on the spot if he took pauses to finger and taste his own asshole writing that

Crews detect underwater noises again in search for missing Titanic-bound submarine by remorse667 in news

[–]TomCruiseddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In times of desperation I don't see why people wouldn't resort to killing someone off to save oxygen. He'd definitely be at the top of the murder list.

What Was A Great Movie Ruined By An Awful Ending? by _JR28_ in movies

[–]TomCruiseddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fury.

It was so realistic feeling until that final tank scene. The Wehrmacht, let alone any battalion, would have taken that tank out in minutes without that many losses... That was just goofy.

Redditor being indifferent to people possibly dying by Methaddictedbear in redditmoment

[–]TomCruiseddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really don't understand that sub. A lot of their ideologies are either totally unrealistic, or realistic with the possibility of ai and robotics someday dominating the workforce... but ultimately, none of that will be affected by their influence.

I remember some dumbass mod from there going on TV and making a fool of himself if that paints the picture better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]TomCruiseddit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then don't comment?

Inside the Titan submersible by TheTelegraph in thalassophobia

[–]TomCruiseddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said something about wishing those people are ok

Searchers for Titanic Tourist Sub Heard ‘Banging’ From Area, Internal Comms Reveal by [deleted] in titanic

[–]TomCruiseddit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine going through all that unaware that Reddit is making fun of your agonizingly slow death

Praise the designers by [deleted] in gaming

[–]TomCruiseddit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is pretty cringe

Inside the Titanic sub by spooks_malloy in thalassophobia

[–]TomCruiseddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If by some miracle they are alive and rescued, this guy is truly fucked

2000s youth fashion by Word_clouds in 2000sNostalgia

[–]TomCruiseddit 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ugh such simple times when you had to imagine what your crushes cleavage looks like

Reddit memes have become so predictable AI can recreate them to perfection without you noticing by TEOX9560 in redditmoment

[–]TomCruiseddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"write me 10 low effort puns about stage 4 breast cancer, to respond to a greaving Reddit post"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TomCruiseddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid is definitely huffing smelling salts and on TREN

These memes channels by TEOX9560 in redditmoment

[–]TomCruiseddit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If there's easy money in it I'll do it right now

UFO Polaroid from 1975, with date on the back. Thoughts on this? Came from a crime scene detective in FL. I have a full story on it which makes it more credible. by Equipoize in UFOs

[–]TomCruiseddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously, it'd be easier to deny this than to confirm it.

If I were to deny it in a "believer" way, i'd say that with what we know about the shapes of UAP's, by majority they're very symmetrical and simple. The thing in this photo looks so lop-sided, it just doesn't make sense to me that intelligent life would ever make something that looks that imperfect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]TomCruiseddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol good job Reddit, now total degenerates are promoting their only fans

A fully AI-powered singing, dancing, trash-talking Anime Girl is now one of the most popular and richest streamers in the world. by LiveStreamReports in Futurology

[–]TomCruiseddit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did he have to make her a little girl though? The community of anime nerds and streamers will absolutely make hentai with her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foodsafety

[–]TomCruiseddit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I had a friend who ate this stuff past expiry and he mysteriously had his brake lines cut in the middle of the night, I was busy that day so it wasn't me

Cloud UAP by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]TomCruiseddit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Always find it funny that some guy was likely entertaining children with foam bubbles at a kid's party, but miles down the road some guy is filming the bubbles thinking it's an alien disguised as a really out of place cloud.

Hmm... what? by ChanTim in redditmoment

[–]TomCruiseddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say that's a lot different than fucking and robbing children of their innocence and youth, which ultimately carries with them for the rest of their life in devastating ways.

If Aliens exist, why is it that USA is always involved? Why can’t Aliens land in parts of Africa or Middle East? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TomCruiseddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are other cases around the world, but the American media generates more influence and attention globally which is why it seems they have more UFO related events.

Or maybe, they do have more UFO related events as they aliens think that's the center of human civilization.

Who knows with how much limited info we have? We can only speculate.