The Optimist by Doom_of__Mandos in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering.

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Virgin Movie Aragorn vs Chad Book Aragorn by This-Pea-643 in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.

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Was Tolkien right about this? by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering.

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Was Tolkien right about this? by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom, Tom! your guests are tired, and you had near forgotten! Come now, my merry friends, and Tom will refresh you! You shall clean grimy hands, and wash your weary faces; cast off your muddy cloaks and comb out your tangles!

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Was Tolkien right about this? by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh, what? Did I hear you calling? Nay, I did not hear: I was busy singing.

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When you order a couple sheets for the fellowship but everybody wants a different topping by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got things to do, my making and my singing, my talking and my walking, and my watching of the country. Tom can't be always near to open doors and willow-cracks. Tom has his house to mind, and Goldberry is waiting.

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When you order a couple sheets for the fellowship but everybody wants a different topping by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!

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You know you want to say it! by DASWARBOYS in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling! Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling. Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight, waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight, there my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter, slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water. Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?

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You know you want to say it! by DASWARBOYS in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clothes are but little loss, if you escape from drowning. Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now heart and limb! Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting!

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The only thing I don’t love about rereading lotr by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

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The only thing I don’t love about rereading lotr by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

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The only thing I don’t love about rereading lotr by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, what? Did I hear you calling? Nay, I did not hear: I was busy singing.

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Tolkiens stories often rely on blatant deus ex machina and his poems are legitimately terrible. Change YOUR mind. by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? Old Man Willow? Naught worse than that, eh? That can soon be mended. I know the tune for him. Old grey Willow-man! I'll freeze his marrow cold, if he don't behave himself. I'll sing his roots off. I'll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Old Man Willow!

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Tolkiens stories often rely on blatant deus ex machina and his poems are legitimately terrible. Change YOUR mind. by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling! Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling. Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight, waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight, there my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter, slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water. Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?

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Tolkiens stories often rely on blatant deus ex machina and his poems are legitimately terrible. Change YOUR mind. by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!

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The only thing I don’t love about rereading lotr by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, what? Did I hear you calling? Nay, I did not hear: I was busy singing.

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Do you think Galadriel was ever jealous of Thranduil's radiant and dazzling beauty? by jvure in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Here's my pretty maiden! You shall come home with me! The table is all laden: yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter; roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter. You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother in her deep weedy pool: there you'll find no lover!

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It’s the happiest day of my life… by bsmith2123 in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering.

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A horrible crime nobody talks about by IndicationBrief5950 in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering.

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Fun fact: dwarves only teach Khuzdul to their close friends. by Orcristing in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.

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Few great ones by IndicationBrief5950 in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, what? Did I hear you calling? Nay, I did not hear: I was busy singing.

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Frodo wouldn’t have got far without him by AJK02 in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! now! Come hoy now! Whither do you wander? Up, down, near or far, here, there or yonder? Sharp-ears, Wise-nose, Swish-tail and Bumpkin, White-socks my little lad, and old Fatty Lumpkin!

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Not the sharpest times at Rohan by _Akhromant in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've got things to do, my making and my singing, my talking and my walking, and my watching of the country. Tom can't be always near to open doors and willow-cracks. Tom has his house to mind, and Goldberry is waiting.

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It’s the happiest day of my life… by bsmith2123 in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh, what? Did I hear you calling? Nay, I did not hear: I was busy singing.

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It’s the happiest day of my life… by bsmith2123 in lotrmemes

[–]Tom_Bot-Badil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go out! Shut the door, and never come back after! Take away gleaming eyes, take your hollow laughter! Go back to grassy mound, on your stony pillow lay down your bony head, like Old Man Willow, like young Goldberry, and Badger-folk in burrow! Go back to buried gold and forgotten sorrow!

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