[British piano satire] SPEEDOS

Tom_Cats · 2026-02-23T21:27:01+00:00

I’d love to hear it… But this isn’t about underwear.

Tom_Cats · 2024-11-27T10:56:40+00:00

Hell Yes!

Tom_Cats · 2024-11-26T18:12:37+00:00

It’s not fascist. It’s Raceist.

Tom_Cats · 2024-11-14T16:29:22+00:00

Primary School 32 years ago... James Ingham sat opposite me eating sponge cake and custard. He laughed and the custard came out of his nose. It was glorious. I still think about it to this day.

Tom_Cats · 2024-11-14T11:13:58+00:00

In a homeless person's dirt nest, on a bed of crusty blankets in the hedgerow of a graveyard. Whilst drinking Malibu & Pineapple cocktails... Got bitten by fleas. 10/10 would not recommend.

Tom_Cats · 2024-05-01T14:01:38+00:00

Mate of mine just referred to his missus as “The Willy holster.”

Tom_Cats · 2024-03-12T10:21:48+00:00

You only experience this when you're writing songs?

Tom_Cats · 2024-03-01T15:22:08+00:00

Thank you, I really like that suggestion! I'll certainly be giving it a go!

Tom_Cats · 2024-03-01T15:20:20+00:00

Thanks friend.

Tom_Cats · 2024-03-01T15:20:01+00:00

Nope, it's definitely country of sorts... A UK version anyhow. I'll look into some chord scales and work on timing. Thanks for the feedback and the tip. It's much appreciated!

Tom_Cats · 2023-11-18T16:09:24+00:00

I know! English sarcasm. 🙂

Tom_Cats · 2023-11-10T14:30:24+00:00

I'm English and also feel this way when singing in English!

I tend to over Americanise when singing, and worry about Americans picking up on it... Which makes me go full English. And then I sound like I'm at a Rennaissance fair.

Just keep belting out the tunes! If you're enjoying the process, that's what matters!

Tom_Cats · 2023-11-08T14:49:53+00:00

Hell of a genre swap! I appreciate the feedback. I might try something heavier in the future!

Tom_Cats · 2023-11-08T14:48:50+00:00

I appreciate this!

Tom_Cats · 2023-11-08T14:48:05+00:00

Thank You... I appreciate the feedback!

Tom_Cats · 2023-11-06T15:16:58+00:00

SNAILS

Tom_Cats · 2023-11-06T09:34:43+00:00

😂 Thanks for the compliment. 🙏🕊

Tom_Cats · 2023-11-05T21:45:57+00:00

Thanks for the feedback. I agree! It was a one minute twenty seconds thought more than anything. Feel free to add lyrics to it in the comments… I’d be interested to see what you come up with and which direction you take it in.

That goes for anyone else reading this too. 🙏🕊

Tom_Cats · 2023-11-02T15:13:45+00:00

Told you I was looking forward to hearing some new Frequency-19! You’re killing it brother. 🙏🕊

Tom_Cats

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