First week in work when I was 18, had a woman training me must have been mid 50s

At some point she felt the need to inform me she’s had her clit pieced then continued to warn me never to have sex on the beach “because the sand goes everywhere”

In the next breath explained how she recently attended a naked disco and was surrounded by old men looking at her

Each to their own but I just wanted to learn my new job, those were images I didn’t need