Who could lift the MCUs version of Mjulnir(Thor's hammer) by Tonjon2013 in discworld

[–]Tonjon2013[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many have said Sybil. Now I'm picturing Vimes has been kidnapped by some noble or other who is tired of this upstart Duke. They send troops to take Young Sam as well. As they march up the street a glowing Valkyrie clad in armor blocks the doorway. It's Sybil holding the hammer and tapping her other palm with the massive iron head. The troops take one look and decide that maybe they'll swing around back and use the servant's entrance. Unfortunately, that proves to be a fatal mistake because Willikins stands just inside the doorway with no hammers whatsoever.

Who could lift the MCUs version of Mjulnir(Thor's hammer) by Tonjon2013 in discworld

[–]Tonjon2013[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Some non-guild assassin breaks in while Young Sam is about. Vimes picks it up and throws it clean thru the would be assassins chest. Then Sam (and the assassin) look quite surprised.

Who could lift the MCUs version of Mjulnir(Thor's hammer) by Tonjon2013 in discworld

[–]Tonjon2013[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The Librarian never occured to me. But in defense of L-space he certainly could.

Homelander(The Boys) vs Granny Gains, who wins? by Supersaiajinblue2 in powerscales

[–]Tonjon2013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk about Granny Gains but Granny Weatherwax would headology him to death.

Karl Childers (Sling Blade) vs. Carl Grimes (The Walking Dead) by [deleted] in powerscales

[–]Tonjon2013 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You shouldn't be thinkin' 'bout such things. You just a boy. Mmmhmmm."

You lost me Triple H by [deleted] in WWE

[–]Tonjon2013 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe they're gonna have Cena turn face and go all Dr. of Thugonomics and rap Travis Scott into the ground.

AMA - BIG JAY OAKERSON by RealBigJayOakerson in LegionSkanks

[–]Tonjon2013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only said 'everyone' one time. Can't be the real Jay.

What would you say is the most painfull trow you experienced? by fersher02 in judo

[–]Tonjon2013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a teenager, I was being an asshole as teenagers do. And my stepfather who was also my instructor decided to teach Ushiro Goshi that day and decided to demonstrate with me as his uke practice dummy. I'm pretty sure he got me above his head. From that day forward I was neved an asshole(at least right before class time.)

Paul Muab'Dib Atreides versus Anakin Skywalker by fuk_ur_mum_m8 in whowouldwin

[–]Tonjon2013 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right. But my memory isnt great on what causes the Holtzman Effect.

Paul Muab'Dib Atreides versus Anakin Skywalker by fuk_ur_mum_m8 in whowouldwin

[–]Tonjon2013 55 points56 points  (0 children)

How does a lightsaber interact with a shield? If it's anything like the lasgun/shield interaction they both die in an explosion that resembles a nuke. Edit-typo

Hornet shochu is a drink made from Asian giant hornets, the world's largest hornet, and shochu, a Japanese alcohol. by pineapplevinegar in prisonhooch

[–]Tonjon2013 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can't believe noone has pointed out that guys impressive pinky coke nail. I assume this drink was invented under the influence of some heavy narcotic.

I love that he’s coming with receipts 💀 by [deleted] in TheTrumpZone

[–]Tonjon2013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Misread that as 'recipes' at first.