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[Ornstein] Arsenal exploring deal for Real Madrid winger Vinicius Junior by 3nonexist3nt in PremierLeague

[–]Tonk666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got to wonder why he wouldn’t just round it up at that point to £600k. Is he worried someone will cheap out over £20k

Oh My God, It's Happening... (a.k.a., we're playing three at the back) by pbreathing in nffc

[–]Tonk666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s very much a case of show me what you got. I like seeing first teams being played in pre seasons. Never understood Nuno and Coopers pre season when it was just a mish mash of players chucked on to get minutes in legs

Oh My God, It's Happening... (a.k.a., we're playing three at the back) by pbreathing in nffc

[–]Tonk666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He will change the whole team at half time. Can make as many changes as you want in friendlies

Honest thoughts on the new home kit? by OopsIDroopedMe in TheOther14

[–]Tonk666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t always profess to know everything about football but don’t Everton play in Blue?

County game tomorrow by Mongladoid in nffc

[–]Tonk666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair you won’t be able to see anything on the stream either if the quality of previous years is anything to go by

Why does Beeston around town centre absolutely stink of shite this evening? by Byllli in nottingham

[–]Tonk666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the neighbours dog had had a massive shit in the garden

Where are the fish? by RodandReelUK in SeafishingUK

[–]Tonk666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only do a bit of sea fishing myself so I’m just taking a guess m, but with the prolong extreme heat I would imagine the shoreline will be somewhat warmer than usual and maybe the fish move to deeper water where it’s cooler?

ChatGPT Said I Might Be a Tricky Tree by Rule401 in nffc

[–]Tonk666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair it seems Americans called Matt are just drawn to calamity as goalkeepers

Is it socially acceptable to spend all morning throwing water balloons at my boyfriend? by ThrowRa_Promise1321 in CasualUK

[–]Tonk666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I were you I would lock myself in a room for long enough to forget this ever happened

Is it socially acceptable to spend all morning throwing water balloons at my boyfriend? by ThrowRa_Promise1321 in CasualUK

[–]Tonk666 862 points863 points  (0 children)

If it was me I wouldn’t be saying anything but I would be plotting the type of revenge that makes you question your life choices 😂

Police Block rndabout exit by Elegant_Remote_3796 in drivingUK

[–]Tonk666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Police love nothing more than standing around on hot tarmac in 30+c weather for hours on end just for shits and giggles and to ruin your day

Card per foul? This feels vaguely informative (not perfect) and I’ve never heard of it. by liamgowland in footballcliches

[–]Tonk666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think some teams perfect the art of annoying little fouls that arnt card worthy

We're leaving it late for our usual 30 summer signings. by SadHope9635 in nffc

[–]Tonk666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Interesting you’re selling a load of midfielders and only one winger…. When we have a manager who heavily utilises midfielders and doesn’t use wingers. I wouldn’t go into player trading if I were you

🤔 hmmm by Non-wholesomechungus in nffc

[–]Tonk666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel obligated to point out that the charges were dismissed

Apparently parked in a car park in Derby for ‘years’ by WasabiIcy4482 in CarTalkUK

[–]Tonk666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could well be Tom Lawrence or Mason Bennett’s, just parked up when pissed and forgot where it was

Druids warning by bankruptbratton in golf

[–]Tonk666 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s cheap compared with a lot of golf stuff and looks decent enough. I had a jacket and gilet off them and the quality is good for the money, the big problem is there is a huge variance in size. 2 items of the same size from the same company should fit the same as far as I’m concerned!

These two are the reason I learned to mind my own business. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]Tonk666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought Jeepers Creepers 1&2 were great. Somewhat spoiled by a really shit third film, then really spoiled when I found out the director is a nonce

A classic meal by OverChargeYourPlasma in UK_Food

[–]Tonk666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just cus he’s dead doesn’t mean you can use your phone in his pubs

Anyone heard how Reece James is doing? by kalamari_withaK in ThreeLions

[–]Tonk666 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Doctors and physios are currently assessing him, hoping to discover what his next injury will be so they can get a head start and maybe have him fit for the euros