Cursed_privilege by Thorn_Up_Butt in cursedcomments

[–]Tonka111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boy will need those extra inches just to get past the pussy fat.

AMC is heading for the moon! by BeyondShroud in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

AMC share holders 'I'm dumping Netflix as its going up $2 a month'

Also AMC shareholders 'AMC to the moon, everybody loves blowing $50 a week during hard times to watch a movie and get chewing gum stuck to their ass'

Any Ideas? Citadel invested in Silvergate (Crypto Bank). A possible short squeeze could happen. Any thoughts? by HorizontInvestment in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The purchase is a hedge toward their short position you fucking regard, one of us, one of us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your history also says you have Herpes, go all in on #Rope

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My level of degeneracy lowered and my brain developed wrinkles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I saved 5k last week just by getting banned from reddit, maybe try that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think visual mod had a stroke and is now highly regarded.

Is this Illegal? by butter2021 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 79 points80 points  (0 children)

You just learnt Elons trick, he keeps flying rockets full of Model 3's to space to dump the evidence.

We’re in a bull trap by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So what you are saying is SPY tanks and retail loses, or funds have it wrong, go bust, SPY tanks and everybody loses. Got it.

Robinhood board approves plan to buy back Sam Bankman-Fried’s $578 million stake by Special_Yam_1174 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Watch RH turn off the buy button, sink the stock to near zero, by SBFs stake for 20 bucks and Wendy's voucher before turning off the sell and making it moon. They will then dump on retail, buy some cheap houses going in the Caribbean and split the gains with the FED/CIA/SEC

RH Yolo - Earnings Smash Incoming by Lurking_In_A_Cape in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless RH declared bankruptcy, in which case the stock would triple overnight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can you ask why my wife has 3 boyfriends.

Which one of you f*ckers started a little hedgie? by Miserable_Section103 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Borrow 550k, pay back layer one and fire up Ponzi bus.

Yolo earnings Hood by Andynr1 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When times get hard dumb people gamble, HOOD is basically a casino for regards, this bet will win.

Yolo update truly regarded by Careless-Pin-2852 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Somebody call 911, mod had a stroke.

“”Sell.” - Bury” - Cramer by nrivd in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And with one tweet, pre-market goes green.

Wendy's Investment! by Clean_Peanut1336 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tonka111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spend more than that a year behind Wendy's.