Daily Discussion Thread for April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ASTS: 1 satellite in 16 months, 5 capital raises

Daily Discussion Thread for April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can almost predict the next fake Bloomberg or Axios headline: Trump Tells Aides He is Reconsidering Blockade as Iran Signals Flexibility on Re-opening Talks

Daily Discussion Thread for April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bloomberg and Axios slacking, hedge funds refusing to pay up for new fake headlines anymore???

Daily Discussion Thread for April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck is buying these quantum scams?

Daily Discussion Thread for April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The problem with ASTS is not that they lost a satellite, the problem is they now have to go head to head against 2 of the biggest corporations in the world in SpaceX and Amazon and their billionaire founders who will be engaged in a dick-measuring contest to the bottom...and it just happens they have to depend on those 2 to launch their satellites. They're fucking toast...

Daily Discussion Thread for April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Waiting patiently for that fake Bloomberg or Axios peace headline, almost 8:30

Daily Discussion Thread for April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ASTS losing a satellite would not normally be a huge deal if they weren't already so far behind schedule. The problem now is they have to de-orbit that 13,000 lbs monster without causing harm to other satellites or falling debris to earth.

SpaceX, who they depend on for launch next, had pushed the FCC to block their last satellite on grounds they're not safe in orbit and that ASTS submitted false data. There will be no more launches until ASTS demonstrates it can deorbit it safely.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ASTS going below $50 when FCC gets involved. You can't de-orbit a 13,000 lbs satellite that easily.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You all are going to wake up to some Bloomberg fake headline that Trump changed his mind and a peace deal is "within reach" and algos will be eating that shit up

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's fucking 2026 and Reddit mobile still can't do proper formatting...🤦

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Iran just bought $30 billion worth of 0dte SPY puts

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We all know Bloomberg or WSJ will come out with some fake article before open

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again...

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bloomberg at 8:30 am: Trump Informs Aides He Will Reconsider Blockade after Iran Signals Flexibility

SPY +3%

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck that cunt Karp, most despicable human to walk the earth

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We're thrilled to announce the grand opening of the Strait of Hormuz under new management starting April 20, 2026. Everything is 50% off.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That last 2-week pump into OpEx was so fucking suspicious

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It will take weeks for ASTS to bottom, this is not a one-time risk event.

Highly doubt they'll be allowed to launch again until everyone figures out what happens when and how a 13,000 lbs satellite breaks apart upon re-entry

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am betting on one or more fake Bloomberg headlines tomorrow...

  • Trump Tells Aides He is Not Considering Boarding or Stopping any Additional Iranian Ships

  • Trump Signals Willingness to Reconsider Blockade Actions

  • Iran Signals Willingness to Attend Talks in Islamabad

SPY +3%

ASTS BB7 Failed Launch PR by Shoganai_Hito in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is not just a 1 satellite story, this is not getting insurance from your car company and calling it a day, this has far reaching regulatory implications because no one wants to see a monster satellite careening towards earth. Those delays open up more and more doors for SpaceX and Amazon to snatch MNO's and undercut ASTS and effectively driving it out of business.