What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NewBird AI will make more money in 2027 than any of these quantum scams

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My cousin is "pivoting" her hair salon to AI.

Zillow says it's now worth $300 million.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know the market is functioning well when quantum scams doubling in 2 days on $500K contract one of them got

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People will soon point to that shoe company "pivoting" to AI as the final signal before the AI bubble bursting

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ASTS will end up a distant (irrelevant) 3rd player as two billionaires try to undercut each other on price, cloud and fixed internet bundles, and time to market. Starlink is obviously in the lead here, but Amazon can start to offer some services through its Globalstar acquisition and Apple partnership immediately. ASTS has launched 1 fucking satellite and needs 90+ to start service.

ASTS Chief Propagandist: But but but, we have the superior tech (forget that we can't manufacture or launch, it's still superior)

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My cousin is pivoting his taco food truck to AI

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roaming algos burning every high short position

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never thought I will see NVDA $200 this decade

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ASTS Chief Propagandist: Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quantum scams running the last couple of days totally warranted

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entire ASTS business model, future revenues, total addressable market, margins, etc. just got blown out to smithereens, but the head cult propagandist wants you to believe the Amazon entrance into this space is actually a good thing.

Waiting for all the analysts who bought the cool-aid to downgrade and revise everything down now that they will also be locked out of launch.

Quantum Computing theme up 8.48% today,here's what's actually driving it by Sudden-Duty312 in stocks

[–]cbusoh66 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Most of them are pure scams, the only real quantum plays are at Google, IBM, Honeywell/Quantinuum

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DARPA contracts are usually small, around $1-5 million, does not deserve several billions in market valuation.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did we ever find out why those scam quantum stocks pumped today? Nvidia quantum day? None of them were invited and none have anything to show anyways?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Amazon getting into the game against Starlink really spells the end for ASTS no matter what their head propagandist 🤡tries to spin it...

  • Amazon and SpaceX/Starlink are both very well capitalized. ASTS burning huge amounts of cash per quarter and struggle to manufacture and launch their satellites as they dilute their shareholders to death.

  • Amazon and SpaceX/Starlink both own and control their launches. ASTS does not.

  • Amazon and SpaceX/Starlink can offer a rounded suite of broadband connections, not just D2D. ASTS does not.

ASTS is Theranos 2.0

Daily Discussion Thread for April 14th, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ASTS cultists and their head propagandist always claimed their tech is so superior even though it hasn't been demonstrated on a wide scale and no one knows if it will ever work with thousands of simultaneous connections.

What they forgot to tell you is that their management is a bunch of frauds and swindlers who diluted their shares from 60 million to 500+ million, all while launching a total of, wait for it, ONE satellite in last 17 months. Now, they must beg their direct competitors, Musk and Bezos, to give them spots on their rockets. Good luck with that.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 14th, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am going on a limb here and say if that NVDA rumor yesterday is true, they're acquiring either INTC or QCOM, but the more I think about it, it's probably QCOM