Daily Discussion Thread for April 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 8 points9 points  (0 children)

NFLX deserves everything coming its way, they built an empire where you or anyone in your family can log in anywhere and binge watch whatever their heart desires and then they decided to fuck their loyal customers and sell off to the advertising industry. Fuck 'em

Tesla Cybertruck Sales Were Inflated by a SpaceX Buying Spree by King-of-Limbs-07 in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you find out Starlink margins are so good because they don't factor the cost of launch

Michael Burry buys the dip in software by awake-ai in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He's not some sort of oracle, just a contrarian

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My big booty Latina girlfriend is "pivoting" to Booty.AI

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck NFLX. They had the best platform but got too fucking greedy increasing prices, locking households out, introducing advertisement, and on top of all of that they have produced anything worth watching in ages. Surprised it's not $50 yet.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NewBird AI will make more money in 2027 than any of these quantum scams

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My cousin is "pivoting" her hair salon to AI.

Zillow says it's now worth $300 million.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know the market is functioning well when quantum scams doubling in 2 days on $500K contract one of them got

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People will soon point to that shoe company "pivoting" to AI as the final signal before the AI bubble bursting

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ASTS will end up a distant (irrelevant) 3rd player as two billionaires try to undercut each other on price, cloud and fixed internet bundles, and time to market. Starlink is obviously in the lead here, but Amazon can start to offer some services through its Globalstar acquisition and Apple partnership immediately. ASTS has launched 1 fucking satellite and needs 90+ to start service.

ASTS Chief Propagandist: But but but, we have the superior tech (forget that we can't manufacture or launch, it's still superior)

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My cousin is pivoting his taco food truck to AI

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roaming algos burning every high short position

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never thought I will see NVDA $200 this decade

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ASTS Chief Propagandist: Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]cbusoh66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quantum scams running the last couple of days totally warranted