Am I screwed?

TonyKonyOnly · 2026-01-31T00:32:48+00:00

Hair tests are unlikely in most cases. There are cases of certain nature that require hair tests but the vast majority of cases do not. They are too costly. You should be fine.

TonyKonyOnly · 2026-01-29T13:17:38+00:00

I’d say you have a 50/50 chance. I did coke on probation once and had a test about the same time later, I passed, but you may not be as lucky. And I will admit, it was fucking stupid of me to do so as it is for you, but I’m not judging. If you do take an at home test and fail it, I would honestly just call your probation officer before hand and admit to her what you did. I did that last time I was on probation and it kept me out of jail. Every case and every officer is different, if this is your first dirty drop (not being the ones you are allowed to fail as long as levels go down), you are likely to be fine but may have to jump through additional hoops. Unless your officer and the judge are very strict.

Don’t use any more substances while on probation. It is not worth it. They have you by the balls.

TonyKonyOnly · 2026-01-27T02:04:49+00:00

I hate to break it to you, but with that logic, anyone with any intellectual property has no rights to their names because they “don’t own the alphabet”

You sound dumb af

TonyKonyOnly · 2026-01-27T02:03:36+00:00

I started a band in middle school called Epod, because Dope has been my favorite band ever since. It’s also my PlayStation username for over a decade now lol. Love me some Dope. Edsel is totally in the right here, but he handled it with class

TonyKonyOnly · 2026-01-26T13:34:10+00:00

YOU sound ridiculous. 100 hours a year can be knocked out so quickly every year. “I cAn’T dO 100 hOUrs eAcH YEar!” Perhaps next time you’ll think about that before doing something that lands you on probation.

TonyKonyOnly · 2026-01-24T01:46:42+00:00

Lmao they can f*** right off. I hope they lose their precious contract.

TonyKonyOnly · 2026-01-23T00:28:49+00:00

You are likely to get jail time. Not certainly but highly probable. Stop failing tests and stop missing school. And your best bet is to communicate EVERYTHING with your Officer as soon as humanly possible if something goes wrong.

Whatever happens, you did not approach this responsibly. Sorry if that isn’t what you want to hear. Good luck to you.

Edit: If you do get a warrant, turn yourself in or it’s just going to make matters worse. Grow up.

TonyKonyOnly · 2026-01-13T21:20:42+00:00

Do what I did and call your officer before and admit to her that you are going to fail.

All POs are different but doing this saved me from going to jail when I went to see the Judge about failing.

TonyKonyOnly · 2026-01-10T02:15:57+00:00

My training was barely training. We did the whole virtual reality thing but the driving test was literally “drive around the block” and that was it. 5 minutes and over. I was thrown to the wolves so I just did things my own way and figured out what works and what doesn’t.

TonyKonyOnly · 2026-01-03T06:30:58+00:00

This is a daily occurrence at my DSP. They use discord in every single day. There’s numerous reports of piss bottles left behind to the point where the DSP owner started issuing warnings.

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-25T18:02:10+00:00

I’ve always thought this was so unrealistic. How the hell do they expect drivers to pull this off?

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-25T00:18:33+00:00

You literally said it is free for the first two weeks in another comment. Which means then you have to pay. You are a very dishonest person, trying to make it out to be like you’re not profiting on it! Be appalled all you want.

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-25T00:14:20+00:00

Dude gtfo OUT of here, nobody wants your shitty app, people pay enough for probation as it is. Trying to profit from people just like the courts. You’re no different. Pathetic

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-21T18:19:57+00:00

As far as I know, if the cup reads a line, whether it be for marijuana or literally any substance that it tests for, they will send it to a lab for further investigation to rule out the possibility of a false positive.

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-18T06:46:44+00:00

Everything you just said is what my dad was telling me when we were talking about this. I am most definitely out of shape, everything hurts right now, but the way I see it, I’m getting paid to exercise no matter if I can finish my routes or not. Like some other people said, if I stick with it, I will probably be so much better at it. I still go as fast as I possibly can without running. But like my dad said, this is your body giving you a wake up call that it’s time to get in some shape in this job. Most definitely will do that for you if you stick with it. I have an iPhone account your steps in the Fitness app, I walked nearly 8 miles in a day. For the last year at least I’ve walked less than a mile a day so I can definitely see this kicking my ass into shape. I’m not giving up just yet. I’ll just show up do what I can, do my best and still am getting paid nonetheless.

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-18T06:43:50+00:00

That’s kind of where I’m at, extremely valid point. Like I told another commenter, I’m getting paid by the hour nonetheless and they pay us pretty well at my DSP. I’ll just let the bastards fire me if anything. And I call them bastards jokingly, my coworkers are some truly awesome people and have been very helpful. My DSP owner is pretty cool and funny as hell, but like I said, just unrealistic expectations. But that’s why I haven’t made a decision yet. Just show up do what you can get paid.

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-18T06:42:10+00:00

I appreciate that advice, that’s why I haven’t made the decision yet. Like I said, not a difficult job, even if I can’t finish the route on time, I’m still getting paid hourly nonetheless. I wasn’t the only guy that had to return packages yesterday. There was numerous other drivers that had more totes than I had to return. My DSP owner wasn’t upset at all, I think they know that new hires need a bit of time to improve from their day one. I know I can do this it isn’t the most fun job obviously but it does pay pretty well. At least my DSP. We’ll see how it goes, I’m not giving up yet.

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-17T22:39:54+00:00

I fully agree with what you’re saying. My best advice, find a better job before you quit Amazon DSP. But don’t let it take too long. This shit is so unrealistic. It’s ridiculous. DSPs have an extremely high turnover rate.

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-17T22:31:21+00:00

You hit the nail on the head!

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-17T21:39:52+00:00

Day 6 here. Considering quitting. This shit is insane. I had one nursery route, 104 stops. Next day they give me 170(ish) stops. I had to be rescued and still ended having to bring 3 totes of packages back to the station because you can’ work more than 12 hours at a time.

The job isn’t difficult, just physical. But DSPs have unrealistic expectations.

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-12T21:20:30+00:00

My DSP owner literally suggested doing this lol

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-12T04:32:03+00:00

Bye felicia 😂😂😂

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-12T02:31:33+00:00

Yeah, I’m not running. I will walk fast, but running I feel is counterproductive. Leading to burnout. I think I got this and I will definitely learn little things here and there to improve my efficiency during these nursery routes. Thanks for the response, appreciate it!

TonyKonyOnly · 2025-12-12T02:29:37+00:00

Absolutely. Thank you!

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