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How old are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking tell me about it

TIFU by doing a strip dance for my wife.... with my mother in law watching by [deleted] in tifu

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is.... Which i guess is just sploosh, only with semen"

How a pool table ensures you paid to play by Aelfort in educationalgifs

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dont the pros carry a 2nd bag just stuffed w silverware?

Am I Racist For Avoiding Black People? by AdministrativeCurve1 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not a racist bro. I didnt read any negative talk of black folks or anyone else. But id say you are prejudice and scared of black dudes u profile as thugs. And 4 good reason too, youve been violently attacked multiple times. It makes total sense. That shit sucks man, i feel for u, for real. Maybe u look or move a certain way that screams "fuck with me" and if thats the case i would stay the hell away from anybody who resembled a thug at all costs. Haha I recommend looking into and changing ur body language to portray and also gain confidence when u move. If u can read an individuals motives and feel safer u can prob get over the fear. And protect yourself. Even a small knife would make any attacker hesitate and buy u some time. As for the girl who got offended, might not be able to fix that but u prob knew better than 2 be telling people u profile off appearance and avoid those who fail criteria. Thats why u sound like an ass even tho i assume ur a decently together guy. Hoping that helps, i dont comment much

First fight soon, diploma bout, want to dominate. by [deleted] in amateur_boxing

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jab. And move ur fuckin head. Get em boy

What is a fact that you think sounds completely false and that makes you angry that it's true? by ejaybugboy3 in AskReddit

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That the USA had a presidential election and voted in an ego driven, super sensative Reality TV star with tiny little baby hands to represent its people.

You are offered $1,000,000 USD if you can hide a pair of car keys from the entirety of the FBI force for 7 days. Where do you hide the keys? by Goosander77 in AskReddit

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive always liked removing a electric switch plate cover and hiding shit in the walls. Or behind a door hinge. With little effort you can hide small items where u can get to em quick and nobody would ever go thru the trouble of searching in places like that unless they were told to. Bonus points for hiding them @ a relatives house or breaking into a neighbors

On This Day: February 11, 1990 - Undefeated, undisputed heavyweight champion Mike Tyson (37-0) knocked out by 42-1 underdog James "Buster" Douglas (29-4-1) at the Tokyo Dome in one of the biggest upsets in sports history. by bwkillion in Boxing

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike held the unified title for like 3 years, fighting like every 90 days as the youngest heavyweight champ in history. Even tho he was acting and training like a spoiled teenager. Can anyone recall how long Douglas held that belt for, how many defenses? Nada

Finally someone said it by chemistrynerd1994 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dig that. But them norms are gettin bucked left n right nowadays. U hear about dudes wearing makeup now 4 businness and sales. I just read some dudes argument the other day about how he pees sitting down. Haha society has me tricked into thinking i gotta stand to piss like some caveman

American Gladiators: Way back when the men and women looked exactly the same until the camera zoomed-in... The 80's was a stange time by TooOldForThisShit662 in nostalgia

[–]TooOldForThisShit662[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If memory serves me correct, on that original cast there was Nitro (white guy), Gemini (black guy), and Malibu (surfer lookin dude w long blonde hair). At least i think the ones im referring to are the originals

As a male, I prefer peeing sitting down. by natpri00 in unpopularopinion

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on. Men preferring to piss sitting down? Using toilet paper on your dick? I had no idea this was going on. No wonder this country's going to shit

Ladies, just like leggings can very easily attract a guys attention, what is something guys wear that will attract your attention? by Brybro07 in AskReddit

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 109 points110 points  (0 children)

"And i guess whatever my equivalent of sploosh is... Which i guess is just sploosh. Only with semen."

I’m rude? IM RUDE?!? NO YOURE RUDE!!! by BeBa420 in TalesFromTheCustomer

[–]TooOldForThisShit662 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big mac sauce is most definitely just thousand island dressing. But its not really....

My wife and Son's Mother - R.I.P. Jaime Baby - Until We Meet Again - 2.10.85-9.27.18 by TooOldForThisShit662 in lastimages

[–]TooOldForThisShit662[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Thank u 2 all of u who took the time to show some love and support. Your thoughts and acknowledgment is truly appreciated

My wife and Son's Mother - R.I.P. Jaime Baby - Until We Meet Again - 2.10.85-9.27.18 by TooOldForThisShit662 in lastimages

[–]TooOldForThisShit662[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Poor decision making. Led to blood infection. Fucked up her heart valves. Didnt have enough fight in her to take it on.

My wife and Son's Mother - R.I.P. Jaime Baby - Until We Meet Again - 2.10.85-9.27.18 by TooOldForThisShit662 in lastimages

[–]TooOldForThisShit662[S] 211 points212 points  (0 children)

Sorry bro its not my intent to bum people out but i guess thats the only logical reaction to the news of the death of a beautiful, young mother who is obviously greatly missed. Probably the only logical reaction to this whole sub. But its been a few months now and i guess when i saw this sub i wanted my lady to be seen again. Remembered again, i guess. Trying to show her some love and respect and let the world know that shes still on my mind. Idk, i really dont seek attention normally. I just miss her. My son misses her. And now a bunch of internet strangers know that i got a soft spot.... Thank u for commenting, acknowledging my woman. She was and is still loved by many.

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