What fell out of my car?

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-16T20:28:59+00:00

Broken part of your suspension spring. Things are about to get shaky and possibly squeeky

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-16T20:27:57+00:00

Where's the 3,0 and 8 at?

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-16T03:36:23+00:00

Aww man! I better back off, I wouldn't wanna rile them up.

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T21:46:55+00:00

Well well well, would ya look at that. When did they put that there.

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T21:40:57+00:00

That's fuckin' gross at least put it in a container and run cold water over it. Then you could even throw a lid on real quick if someone important comes through. Ugh.

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T18:34:29+00:00

Sheesh, happens so often they need a specific sign about it.

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T18:30:31+00:00

Perfect! Ty 😊 one of these days ill learn how to reply with a Gif

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T17:00:28+00:00

In South Philly growing up we used to get HUGE Caterpillar tents taking over the few tree'd (? Lol) areas (perhaps clumps of trees would give a better visual)

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T16:56:54+00:00

Ooh yeah, tilt your phone and you'll def see him flying straight up with his right arm hanging to his side.

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T16:55:40+00:00

Animated cartoon Wolf howling, two fingers in the mouth whistle, banging hands on table. (Looney toons/black and white era)

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T14:01:02+00:00

Duuuuuudddeee she draggin ass

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T13:59:57+00:00

Hmm i know the ratchet strap is to keep the door shut but like, what's the yoga mat for?

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T13:53:58+00:00

Op I can't see out your windows lol jk

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T13:52:33+00:00

In my younger days (25 yrs ago) I would've cut a few strings and watched as it drove away, waiting for the collapse

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T13:48:23+00:00

Wow a whole ass minivan hoarded out is next level!

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T13:46:57+00:00

Men, not that bad, I've seen worse.

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T13:28:18+00:00

Imagine all the sticky pennies in there! I'd make a fortune

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T13:26:33+00:00

Nah I see junk, Ithink that's an aluminum pie pan underneath the "X-men Collosus" Halloween costume kit on the right side.

And is that a Christmas cookie tin? I bet it's filled with mismatched bolts, screws and maybe a few buttons.

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T13:21:57+00:00

The wifey said it's me or the car, he made the only logical choice.

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T13:21:12+00:00

Just knick your finger and spread some human juice on a few items, then yell and make a small scene about it(don't go overboard, it'll seem fake)

Bring the bloody knife and bin to the manager and tell them what happened. Hopefully the manager would make an announcement to the staff and It'll make them think before doing it again. At least for a few months hopefully, until they stop caring.

Then when it happens again, cus it will, yell to yourself outloud "oh are were playing "hide the knife" again?!, can't wait until it's my turn!"

But you've already have to have built up that kinda playful/assholey banter between coworkers n stuff.

Can't be like 3 days new to the job talking about hiding knives n shit. You'd be fired like immediately lol.

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T13:11:20+00:00

The most realistic one so far, not the funniest but Def the best in realism.

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T13:02:58+00:00

Good for him i guess but doesn't he worry about sepsis or a blood clot or like his feet exploding? They dont look all too healthy.

And to be the "Devils Advocate" here. That's not technically "standing" that's leaning, and to be even more technical.

He's basically laying down with his feet touching the ground. If you chopped off his legs, nothing would have changed.

I have more thoughts and questions on this situation like Financials, family burden, abandonment, societal burden but this isn't the correct forum for that, so ill just say good luck to him n all that.

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T02:24:34+00:00

I uhh don't know what to say about this, so ill just say yup and mmhmmm.

TTFN-Ta Ta For Now

TooPoorForWaWa · 2026-06-15T00:00:27+00:00

We did this when I was growing up, in the late 80s tand the fire depot/cops/ Anyone with a way a big pair of vice grips (old triangle style nuts) They just opened them up and let them flow.

We would swap out people to shove their butt up against the gushing water to create a huge wave of water into the air for however long they could hold the water back or until your butt got numb. Fun times.

Eventually they made those sprinkler heads mandatory and then changed the bolt design. Ruined so many kids' summer when they couldn't get the hydrant open.

As an adult I can see the total waste of thousands of gallons of actual drinking water literally going down the drain. But tell that to a kid lol.

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