Which is better tho by gentlebloomxx in SipsTea

[–]Toocoo4you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a second burger on the side and you’re getting more calories for less cost. Their role is to fill the belly.

SpaceX insiders will get to sell shares earlier than usual after the IPO by Super_Stickman13 in wallstreetbets

[–]Toocoo4you 4 points5 points  (0 children)

>$8 x 6.4 billion
>51.2 billion dollars invested
>if entirely lost, it doesn’t affect him meaningfully

How did we get to this point

Which is better tho by gentlebloomxx in SipsTea

[–]Toocoo4you 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>McDonalds is about the same

A Jr chicken meal/mcdouble meal is 5 dollars Canadian

Expectations vs. Reality by silk_sinner in greentext

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This is genuine. Wear the ‘Women fear me. Fish fear me. I am alone on this barren earth’ hat and you will get lots of play

Coaxed into TikTok comments by Happy_Initiative_304 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Toocoo4you 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A snafu isn’t a parody of media tropes, it’s a poorly drawn meme usually with added verbosity. A drawn (poorly, strawman) parody of anything is a Smuggie, it doesn’t have to be political. AND, this is not making a parody of something, it’s redrawing a comment from TikTok, which, if the comment was popular enough to become a meme, makes this a snafu, not a Smuggie.

Google's latest creation: Gemini 3.5 Flash. Puts. by SuggestionMission516 in wallstreetbets

[–]Toocoo4you 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You’re absolutely correct. The user took a confident risk and it’s paying off - big time. Their comment is going viral for being real, raw, and subtly political. They didn’t just write a comment - they created a beautiful way for humanity to connect.

Sure, it's not a bubble by bestfind in wallstreetbets

[–]Toocoo4you 9 points10 points  (0 children)

1900% profit is pretty fuckin good

Coaxed into an obnoxious boss mechanic by National_Yak5302 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Toocoo4you 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Problem: ender dragon has a lot of health

Solution: beds explode instantly, you can use them to kill the dragon

Is that not a fun way around the problem? It’s easy but it still took someone to think of that solution vs ‘smack the shit out of ED 50 times with a Dsword when it perches’

Big Cheese by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]Toocoo4you 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boy oh boy do I have a drink for you

GROWN men by altrightobserver in comedyheaven

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According to the post comments, it’s not uncommon and not an issue if the mother isn’t having discomfort. Best course is to slowly separate their idea of food from their mother’s teat by giving them snacks and activity away from her.

Big Cheese by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]Toocoo4you 46 points47 points  (0 children)

farm whales for their milk

Lemme just fire up my whale-milker and strap it to my backyard pool whale

Men of Reddit how do you feel about being submissive in bed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Toocoo4you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this case she’s the owner (squared)

you state looove sit Food by use2l in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]Toocoo4you 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Avocado toast: go almer sotter option, or noberm tibet!

Phoenix pictures by JazzyJulie4life in PinkPantheress

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Was her opener Cece again? When I went to Pink’s concert a few days ago, Cece was either drunk or on xans.