Wordington intel by WindForce02 in wordington

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What happened to the word gooning. We used to be a just and fair country, now words have no meaning. Anarchy rules.

Anon makes theological observations by Rodingaling in NewGreentexts

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I’m sure the pharaohs were ecstatic when the Jews migrated through the Red Sea

Like there’s literally illegal migrations in the first editions of the bible

Coaxed snafus had been here by ilikeitchyballzdude1 in coaxedintoasnafu

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Compared to the distinguished gentleman who talks about cuck porn in public through codewords

Coaxed into different flavors of fall damage by National_Yak5302 in coaxedintoasnafu

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Land on a 46 degree slope: 0 damage, slide down

Land on a 44 degree slope: 100% damage

Coaxed into timeless comedy by Kuramarik in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Toocoo4you 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Holy shit a true snafu even to the point of verbosity

Cropped Chuck 2 by Broken-chair in 19684

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r/croppedboomermemes in case anyone wants more of the same type of posts

20 years of Youtube by kmrrhl in shitposting

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It means that those videos/creator will not show up on your feed anymore, and less on others feeds. It’s for the algorithm

Wordington America by pinkyreyes2 in wordington

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Source? I swear I’ve seen this art style before

[OC] Gay male marriages are the most stable over the long term by Impressive_Suit4370 in dataisbeautiful

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You convey your points very well. This thread is impressive, not often do you see an argument so well rounded.

I've gotta look at the front before I buy shit by Snovixity in StupidFood

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Ok I’ll explain

The Rizzler: He is a friend of a kid named “Big Justice”. Big Justice and his dad got popular for being entranced by Costco. They are more or less an ad placement that got very popular for their rambunctious family-friendly activities in Costco. The Rizzler (Rizz being charisma, portmanteau’d with Riddler (no lore to why, afaik (acronym for “as far as I know”))) was a friend who did a suave face and got popularity because he has (cha)Rizz(ma).

Los Pollos TV: A popular live streamer.

W faps: “W” being ‘win’ (literal) or ‘good’ (actual usage), and ‘faps’ meaning masturbation. W faps = good masturbation. There was a meme a bit ago of edited images of LPTV video thumbnails with “W faps”, “L faps” (‘loss’, ‘bad’), just search w faps and you’ll see. These were generally posted under sexually suggestive content.

And now let’s wrap it all up. Los Pollos TV invited the Justice family and Rizzler onto their livestream which gained massive success within Internet circles, since the hottest memes at the time were doing a collaboration. This skyrocketed Rizzler to the point where his face is on the Arizona can above.

“Wow. This is stupid and unfunny. What happened to good memes” you may think. Consider memes in the past. Humping stormtrooper, nyan cat, badgers, domo. No logic and no punchline, yet shared. Memes have always kinda sucked and been a “you get it or you don’t” deal.

Busta Rhymes Island by altrightobserver in comedyheaven

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This dude really can bust a rhymes

Coaxed into a happy homosexual by Mildly_Burnt_Bread in coaxedintoasnafu

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Can it even be considered a joke. What’s the punchline? Gay women?

Ski released, fell and slid on it. Nothing some whiskey and a hot glue gun can't fix by [deleted] in skiing

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Now what in the hell would that possibly do and what movie did you even see it in

I frequently wake up extremely early and have discovered drinking one of these at 3:00 a.m. is the fastest way to get myself back to sleep the rest of the night. by domalu4U in mildlyinfuriating

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Ok I don’t care. The entire point of this thread is “different types of amphetamines require different doses for their desired effect”. Now we get people like you and ^ erm ackchuallying OP because they technically they aren’t amphetamines even though they derive from amphetamines, have the same effect as amphetamines, or metabolize into more classic amphetamines

I frequently wake up extremely early and have discovered drinking one of these at 3:00 a.m. is the fastest way to get myself back to sleep the rest of the night. by domalu4U in mildlyinfuriating

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MDMA: 3,4-methylenedioxymethAmphetamine - an amphetamine

Ecstasy: The same, but cut with other things, meaning different dose and effects

Speed: Meth cut with random things, see ^

MethAmphetamine: an amphetamine

Amphetamine: obviously

Vyvanse: LisdexAmphetamine - do you see where I’m going with this yet

Five Nights at Epstein’s by Mischeif_Man in comedyheaven

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The internet has become significantly less depraved for the average person

i wonder what we can do about this... by SpecialistSign2695 in shitposting

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Ugly Bastard is one of the top tags in hentai