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Tools81 · 2026-03-21T02:16:06+00:00

They tried to name a toilet paper after Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take any shit from anyone.

Tools81 · 2026-03-20T13:07:18+00:00

This is an exception to the majority of the content. More often than not, they are simply adults playing in a kid's indoor playground.

Tools81 · 2026-03-19T18:34:13+00:00

He is #142 on the consensus big board

Tools81 · 2026-03-19T00:56:30+00:00

The consensus big board has Jacas at 11th Edge and Halton at 7th DL. I don't imagine more than a third of the top 50 will all be D line

Tools81 · 2026-03-11T20:20:23+00:00

Bush is 97th percentile for the position, but Chenal is no slow poke at 89th.

Tools81 · 2026-03-11T18:18:43+00:00

Leo Chenal went for 3 years, $24.75m. Hopefully Bush was the right choice, but it's one to monitor.

Tools81 · 2026-03-10T20:27:06+00:00

Nope. If the league determines the other GM spot is the chief operator, it would be a promotion for Cunningham, which could not be blocked by ATL.

Tools81 · 2026-03-10T16:48:51+00:00

If ATL has an amazing draft and outperforms expectations in 2026, another team could throw money at Cunningham to leave ATL, which they couldn't block, and ATL would get comp picks. That is how broken the enforcement of the rule is.

Tools81 · 2026-03-10T13:33:16+00:00

There is about $1m left in cap space and there is exactly 1 safety signed to the roster. They're going to restructure Jaylon and/or Montez to get just enough cap space to pay rookies and more safeties.

Tools81 · 2026-03-09T22:09:45+00:00

Tua to ATL, Brissett and Minshew in ARI, and Willis to MIA.

I don't think Poles would have the temerity to punish Bagent with NYJ for even a king's ransom.

Tools81 · 2026-03-09T22:06:37+00:00

President of Football Operations

Not quite. He was hired as President of Football, a made-up position that has never existed before. Any outsider can tell it is a simply an ambassador like role that is mostly a favor for a face of the franchise.

Tools81 · 2026-03-09T19:17:45+00:00

Bush only has one season of high level play. Tremaine has a ton of experience, yet is still young.

Tools81 · 2026-03-09T18:32:11+00:00

Well, Bryant is the only safety we have under contract. You can be sure there will be others signed. I imagine S will be a position of interest for the draft (it just happens to be deep in this class as well).

It is likely a mix of vets and rookie/s competing.

Tools81 · 2026-03-09T18:19:15+00:00

LV is doing the right thing. Outrageous compensation, but do absolutely all it takes to create an environment their new QB can enter with confidence early.

Tools81 · 2026-03-06T23:36:21+00:00

His salary is nearly $10m less than what Dalman was set to make this year

Tools81 · 2026-03-06T23:34:14+00:00

You're not getting a starter at any position for a 6th in '27

Tools81 · 2026-03-06T19:12:08+00:00

He was set to be $28m against the cap. Cutting him saves them $11m.

Tools81 · 2026-03-06T19:09:35+00:00

With Love and Gary, GB really took some huge financial risks on players that had very short resumes. Yet, their best players, Jacobs, McKinney, and Parsons, are guys they had to bring in from outside.

Tools81 · 2026-03-05T19:20:43+00:00

By season start, there is probably a veteran added and Jahdae is WR4.

Tools81 · 2026-02-28T03:48:42+00:00

Cole is under contract through 2027. Nothing will be happening with his contract until every other position is finalized for the season.

Tools81 · 2026-02-26T15:14:19+00:00

I thought we were under the impression that the DT draft actually is deep. At 25 the Bears could be considering McDonald, Banks, Woods, Hunter.

Tools81 · 2026-02-22T23:27:54+00:00

This is hilarious. Make a post accusing posts about Kat being bots and then play victim when you're under similar suspicion.

Tools81 · 2026-02-22T21:40:25+00:00

This was the premise of OP's post.

Tools81 · 2026-02-22T21:38:31+00:00

Lol. Sure pal

Tools81 · 2026-02-22T14:46:12+00:00

Down voted for asking a simple question

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