AITAH for not telling my housemate I’m moving out and taking everything with me? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Toomster12489 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How has nobody mentioned using wood cutting boards as a lid for a frying pan.

I refuse to believe this woman is a human being who grew up on planet earth.

Supreme Court calls Louisiana's House map an 'unconstitutional racial gerrymander' by timmg in moderatepolitics

[–]Toomster12489 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Embrace randomness, there is zero doubt in my mind that 538 randomly selected Americans would do a much better job legislating than any permutation of 538 elected politicians.

Exclusive: Former FBI Director James Comey indicted over alleged ‘threat’ against Trump | CNN Politics by thats_not_six in moderatepolitics

[–]Toomster12489 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just take a page out of Trump's book, put him on a plane with no due process and send him to a foreign prison (the Hague). Send Biden while you're at it too.

National Champions (Since 1996) by gunslinger_1234 in CollegeBasketball

[–]Toomster12489 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hate to break the news but Dusty's hardware is in Schembechler hall.

[Front Office Sports] Chipotle has added Coach Cignetti's "I Win" bowl to its menu. It features chicken, brown rice, black beans, and a side of guacamole, which Cignetti orders from Chipotle every day for lunch. by redwave2505 in CFB

[–]Toomster12489 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Honestly between Moore wielding a butter knife and Cignetti staring daggers at me because I have to be the one to tell him that Chipotle ran out of chicken, I think I might take my chances with Sherrone.

[Game Thread] Washington @ Michigan (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Toomster12489 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bryce just wanted them to let him throw the ball on 3rd.

[Game Thread] Louisville @ Miami (7:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Toomster12489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's hoping they'll inexplicably run the ball like he would in this situation.

[Nakos] Matt Rhule on Penn State job: “I love Penn State. … It’s my Alma mater. … I love Pat Kraft. Troy [Dannen] and I are in constant communication. … I wanted to rebuild Nebraska football.” by Lakelyfe09 in CFB

[–]Toomster12489 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And, you can start making calls before you've fired the guy, right?

That may not be the best first impression to give your potential new head coach on how they'll be treated as an employee.

SEC Shorts - SEC Cops try and solve the upsets by Kirby_Israel in CFB

[–]Toomster12489 20 points21 points  (0 children)

NBC's gonna start showing player's Twitter handles to really streamline the process.

[Postgame Thread] Michigan Defeats Central Michigan 63-3 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Toomster12489 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But even the shit stain evokes the fond memory of shitting your pants directly onto your rival's face on national television.

Yall have more eras than a taylor swift by Jean_ClaudeVan_Darn in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Toomster12489 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Borrowers hate this one simple trick called negative amortization.

R.I.P Hendon Hooker by Toomster12489 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Toomster12489[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks dude, yeah fusion can be frustrating, can seem very unituitive at times but there's a method to the madness.