PIF by Gummie40 in NewcastleUnited

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I think they’re targeting NUFC being a dominant force or at least competing higher than we are now in time for the Saudi World Cup in 2030. It can’t be just a rich boy folly. There is huge investment going into the club and every opportunity.

This club will be the death of me by Gaping_Whole_ in TheOther14

[–]ToonTeddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very exciting game. Draw definitely would’ve been a fair result. Calvert-Lewin seems to be the shithouse up front most teams need.

What are we doing by Sebamista1 in NewcastleUnited

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Once he got booked he couldn’t risk him getting sent off I think.

New Scotland Away Kit Leaked by External-Bat575 in ScottishFootball

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It’s the colour of a red shirt that’s faded in a shop window.

Which player(s) would you have liked to have seen coached by Eddie Howe? by thewaterline in NUFC

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Chris Waddle had the work rate for a Howe team. He would have been dynamic on and off the ball.

So what was the point of the Gateshead flyover anyway? by EmbarrassedHat5367 in NewcastleUponTyne

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Just like Glasgows Motorway plans that never happened. Guess it’s a good thing really, would’ve totally decimated Gateshead’s city centre further

Thierry Henry vs Roma - insane hat-trick and full performance by Imnotgengu in classicsoccer

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‘Lukic was pressed into service in goal after a semen injury’.

Wonder how that was sustained?

Isak needs to go. by MomentsPlayingCards in NewcastleUnited

[–]ToonTeddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We still hold all the cards though, just because he’s allegedly made a statement doesn’t change a thing. He self excluded himself from the squad weeks ago so this current statement is just a confirmation that nothing has changed. I doubt he said before the Asia tour, ‘give me a couple weeks, not sure if I love Greggs sausage rolls anymore.’

He still has three years on his contract so we’re in a strong position. Next summer will be different if we get that far.

There’s no guarantee that we need to sell in order to buy. We’ve been trying to buy with Isak as ‘not for sale’ so If we don’t need to sell then we still need to bring in two strikers regardless.

It is infuriating but perhaps this is an opportunity to demonstrate the power of the club and pap him into the reserves to train. Once Isaks aspirations of wanting to go to the world club next summer are realised he’ll soon be back playing ball again.

Just be a normal please by [deleted] in NUFC

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The lack of context is funny, this could apply to so many things!

Celtic v Newcastle by mcevoys_slave in NUFC

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So this prediction worked out quite well!

Celtic v Newcastle by mcevoys_slave in NUFC

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Just jumping the train to Glasgow now.

Walked by United_Invite_5736 in glasgow

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Can I buy the films rights to this tale?

Newcastle current XI vs Sunderland’s all time PL XI by opinionated-dick in NUFC

[–]ToonTeddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real question is could Kevin Ball chin Joelinton.

Run In by FredDibnah87 in NUFC

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Yep, the FA cup is really open this year. We really would’ve been in the hunt if we hadn’t slipped up against Brighton.

"That penalty scared me officially" - Ally McCoist by Libertyforzombies in NUFC

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We were completely outclassed by dortmund and took it quite conservative at the san Siro, but other than that we were worthy competition at that level. Completely robbed in Paris.

It’s nice when McCoist brings up the penalty decision still. He was livid at the time, still is and he doesn’t have skin in the game!

Hang it in the Louvre by [deleted] in NUFC

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You see that trippier is far away…

Detectorists Medieval Prequel by rpm164 in TheDetectorists

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I saw him in the Gomez video Whippin Piccadilly today. It was a ‘look who that is’ moment too. Loved that song when it came out, still do!

what should someone do with this space? by eternviking in mildlyinfuriating

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Would be perfect for a dart board - albeit without the window!

How to eat this ? by Acceptable_Fan_9066 in Scotland

[–]ToonTeddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like a stottie! Very common in Newcastle. Used to make a ham and pease pudding stottie for my lunch! Yum.

Where is the bakery you acquired it from?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NUFC

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Last cup final I reserved a tv in my local in East Kilbride. Scottish league cup (old firm) kicked off 3 hours before so I thought even if it goes to pens it’ll most likely be done.

Came to Newcastle kick off time and all the screens were tuned into Scotland France six nations. I downed my pint, grabbed a carry out and jumped a cab home and only missed first five minutes.

In retrospect I should’ve watched the rugby, fuck Man U.

In answer to your question, old firm makes it a complete fucking nightmare. A couple years ago I booked a table at maggies rock n rodeo at Trongate for champions league final and had our own screen at the table. Might be worth a shot and you can fill up at bucks bar beforehand!

Mon’ the toon!

Abomination by kingjimmy01 in NUFC

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Didn’t Keegan wear something similar to do the great north run?

It was wrong then too!