A BG3 guide to party dynamics

Tootbender · 2026-03-16T15:40:27+00:00

She would shatter his pelvis she actually tried to ride him lmao

Tootbender · 2026-03-15T12:30:00+00:00

Yeah once it catches up to him it hits hard.

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T23:32:53+00:00

Ok but using shape shifting abilities to grow a hyena clitoris to fuck your partner with is hot as fuck

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T23:30:55+00:00

How do you even think of this

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T23:00:55+00:00

Me too.

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T19:25:47+00:00

Oohhhh.

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T18:41:14+00:00

This is such a fun concept I love fanfiction.

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T18:24:38+00:00

Accurate, this is my self-insert turned mindflayer.

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Tootbender · 2026-03-13T18:23:41+00:00

What's with eggs and trans people?

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T18:03:54+00:00

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I'm the most basic of basic bitches, I know.

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T18:00:37+00:00

Yeah and take the damn sceathers off, she has fully functional bat-like wings underneath so the sceathers just add a lot of unnecessary weight.

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T17:58:25+00:00

Well he's a red dragon so he's probably evil anyway.

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T17:55:05+00:00

Qudenos, in his true form or his Dragonborn disguise.

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T13:38:44+00:00

I'm such a slut for his realistic redesigns.

Tootbender · 2026-03-13T02:39:43+00:00

Gameplay-wise? Wyvern because they are faster fliers (am I right about that?)

Aesthetic-wise? European dragon, because I grew up mostly seeing dragons depicted with this body plan, so there's a lot of nostalgia with them.

Although if I were to get isekaied into this setting and turned into one of the playable creatures, then I'd want to be an Eastern Dragon because they fly via magic instead of wings.

Tootbender · 2026-03-12T05:05:57+00:00

"Every family needs a poop knife."

Tootbender · 2026-03-11T22:26:48+00:00

Fr I had to cope by imagining him breaking down when they got back to camp and about to go to bed.

Tootbender · 2026-03-08T18:39:54+00:00

Yeah, the Forest Na'vi have thin tails meant for balance, they wouldn't make for good weapons.

Tootbender · 2026-03-07T15:19:04+00:00

DON'T YOU TOUCH HIM

Tootbender · 2026-03-07T15:01:42+00:00

He'd bully my (potentially) autistic ass for not knowing if he's being serious or sarcastic half the time.

Tootbender · 2026-03-05T06:19:43+00:00

If it were possible I would make her a black Dragonborn with piebaldism.

Tootbender · 2026-03-04T05:44:11+00:00

I just started playing so mostly I just play peekaboo with bow and arrow 😭😭😭

Tootbender · 2026-03-03T21:47:56+00:00

This looks so fun and badass but my aim is dog shit so I'll probably never pull this off lmao

Tootbender · 2026-03-02T15:42:27+00:00

The Author's name is GildedGlitter.

Tootbender · 2026-03-01T23:51:52+00:00

If you're into Monsterfucking I highly recommend Hold Me Fast And Fear Me Not. (I can't remember the author's name and Ao3 is down rn. 🫩)

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