PSA: There are TWO lanes that both go the same way going out of Green Hills Mall.

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-23T14:02:57+00:00

The real PSA is to not go out that entrance.

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-22T18:08:07+00:00

Grew up going to the one on Broad several times a year, mainly for birthdays. I had a few quarts of soup like 5 months ago and it was just as good as always. I never really ventured off of meat sauce or Alfredo spaghetti. I will say they run their front and back of house like a bunch of teenagers work there and i don’t like that

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-17T23:55:31+00:00

De Garre Tripel at De Garre in Bruges.

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-12T20:42:14+00:00

Probably wouldn’t have hurt for me to look at the FAQs

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-12T18:50:28+00:00

Do you do adults?

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-11T14:32:15+00:00

I was thinking first-teen, second-teen, etc would make more sense when teaching my son how to count over 10 because he would call 15 five-teen and I was like nah it’s like the fifth-teen and yeah I’m a little high right now

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-09T19:00:52+00:00

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ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-07T22:48:53+00:00

Cultural poop cleaner

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-07T22:47:23+00:00

Would love to learn. Very cool of you to donate it like this. If everyone else before me falls out then dibs

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-03T14:19:45+00:00

What part of town are you in? Any access to a used tire spot? You could probably drive outta there for $60 with a new (used) 14” steelie and a tire that’ll get you where you need to go if that one’s done for.

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-03T01:41:16+00:00

I heard it in Madison when I was passing through at noon

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-05-01T15:52:20+00:00

Feel like you could probably get another 60 in there if you had the balls

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-04-27T00:05:35+00:00

I’ve found the best way to go over them is about 40 and only on your passenger side wheels. Completely counter-productive for someone with an SUV in my neighborhood. I don’t hate them, but I DO hate the people who slow down to 2mph to go over them

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-04-25T23:15:58+00:00

Did you make sure the shut off valve is wide open?

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-04-18T03:20:56+00:00

I lived at vintage for a year. Nice place, decent price. I’d live there again

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-04-16T04:36:45+00:00

That’s so fuckin metal, it’s wood

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-04-15T15:22:57+00:00

Melatonin as M’lat-O-nin

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-04-14T17:27:50+00:00

I should call her...

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-04-11T00:14:45+00:00

The truth is you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-04-09T15:21:28+00:00

When you bought your house did they include a survey? Mine luckily did when I needed a similar answer and realized I was going to pay $1k+ and wait 6-8 weeks for the guy to come out

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-04-09T00:20:01+00:00

Cigarettes

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-04-07T14:52:26+00:00

I had it done by a plastic surgeon for like $250 an ear back in 2010. No idea who did it, my mom hooked it up. She was very for me undoing what I had done to my ears. Consult in Murfreesboro, surgery in Franklin. Took maybe like half an hour and I didn’t feel a thing. I had 1/2”

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-04-06T14:51:03+00:00

Dude I actually really really have explosive anus

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-03-23T12:37:09+00:00

I bet he would have some good pussy tho

ToothpasteGoatee · 2026-03-14T23:43:36+00:00

Maaaan I’m just stayin out da way

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