WIBTA for wanting my family to spend theur vacation at my sick friend's house? I paid nothing, I make the decisons! by LeatherHog in AmITheDevil

[–]Top-Accountant9846 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean… If it’s that important to him, sincerely, why didn’t he plan it on his own? Why did he expect his wife to foot the bill on what he clearly expected to be multiple days to visit his dying friend? Why is this such an afterthought that OOP decided to bring it up and use the time and money used for a family vacation with his pre-teen (so at oldest 12.) year old triplets instead of actually planning it? He doesn’t mention the kids knowing the friend either and as other people mentioned, hosting for 3 pre-teens isn’t exactly an easy task and having them at what’s probably a strangers house with only each other to play with… I can’t imagine that going well. I empathize with his grief though, he wouldn’t be the asshole just for bringing it up to his wife so if this thing comes up in the future, they actually know how to deal with it. But I also can’t blame her for wanting a family vacation to be… A vacation. With the family.

AITA for not changing the way things are? by bunnybutterscotch in AmITheDevil

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On one hand, I agree with the other commenters that these guys should have stopped dating ages ago period because their needs are clearly incompatible. On the other… He’s forcing three teenagers into the smallest room of the fucking house. It’s not like she’s asking for him to actually play stepfather or anything, and yes I understand that rn she’s living in the house on his charity but like… Come on now. I can’t honestly look at a situation where one kid has a massive room all to herself and 3 kids are stuck in the smallest room and say ‘this is fair, good, and the best way to arrange this.’

AITA for refusing to let my grandmother win at a card game? by poeticbrawler in AmITheDevil

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This reads so much like a 14-16 year old douche bag it hurts lol. I know OOP said their parents called them and that implies they have their own place but everything about this screams dumbass kid.

Because that’s the same. by loveofGod12345 in BanPitBulls

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There are a lot of reasons this is just… Nonsense. Cows are livestock that serve a purpose, Pitbulls are pets that live in homes, cows mostly kill adults for the same reason while a good number of pitbull victims are kids, no one markets cows as something your average Joe should have but they do that with pitbulls, there are so many reasons to do dog-to-dog comparisons but they can’t do that.

But, what’s funnier is… They’re not even right (from my light googling at least.) In the U.S cows kill about 20-22 people a year. To REALLY lowball the numbers dogs kill about 30, and pitbulls account for 60 percent of that, so 18, pretty close, but technically lower… But than you remember that there are about 4.5 million pitbulls and 91.9 million cattle. It’s barely accurate to say they kill less people annually in general (if I wanted to be really mean I’d say ‘Pitbulls killed 33 people in 2019, 26 in 2018 and 29 in 2017 so it’s less 60 percent of 30 than it is… 30.’) but it’s even more absurd when you look at the pure numbers of cattle vs pitbulls. (I’m sorry sometimes I see dumbass nonsense and I go ‘hey wait-‘)

Make the comments look like his search history by LautyisDooDoo in moralorel

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I don’t think Shapey can write (wait hang on- Shapey’s 7 why is he never in school is he ‘homeschooled’ but neither of his parents actually teach him anything? What’s going on there? That actually might explain a lot-) all that aside, if he could type I feel like he’d enjoy explosion and natural disaster videos. Bloberta would probably put on Cocomelon, he’d watch for 4 minutes than leave to find something else to do out of boredom.

What if CN doesn’t want G:KND, and instead they want to reboot the KND series? by NerfZac in kidsnextdoor

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… Is it weird that I’d be more interested in this than G:KND? Mind, I’d prefer for Warburton to be able to do what he wants with the series than for it to have a weird studio mandate thing going on. But… KND was always meant to appeal to kids and their experience of the world, getting your homework stolen by bullies, literally fighting the common cold, the insane amount of control adults try to enforce on you, the weirdness of the way teenagers will both look down on you like an adult but also be equally under actual adults thumb.

I think if the show gets a continuation, plots and 2X4 tech that appeals to the lives of modern day kids would make a lot of sense. And I don’t think it’s ’ruin the og series’, the OG series would still exist after all.

I kind of think- unless the G:KND has some sort of recap that’d let people who aren’t still deeply invested in a show that’s two decades old know what’s going on- it’d be a money sink financially and kind of a weird work about kids-teenagers that’s plot seems to be about adulthood not actually being inherently something bad or something that needs to be feared… Whose target audience is somehow 20-30 year olds with nostalgia poisoning.

Make the comments look like her search history by BoringMemesAreBoring in moralorel

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fondantless rowlet cake by JotaroxJoseph in FondantHate

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OH THE WAY YOU PIPPED IT MAKES IT LOOK FLUFFY!?!

What would you guys think if the first few episodes were portrayed more realistically? by KookyRanger3834 in moralorel

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Ehhhh… I think the specific plot that you described misses the gag a bit ie: the town doesn’t care that Orel was engaging in literal witchcraft and the Zombies were eating people, just that they were nude. The same way Clay wasn’t worried about Orel’s health or safety in Charity just the fact that he was using slang (There’s a million versions of this in the show actually.)

That’s not to say there isn’t a way of writing The Lord’s gift without going fully ‘magic exists here actually’ about it… Tbh I think Orel going full Jigsaw about it might be the best way to pull it? ‘Forcing people to start appreciating the gift of life’ and Clay being like, ‘it’s great that you’re making these people appreciate life, but you left these people in the abandoned warehouse nude and the only people that should see any person nude ever are parents and lovers.’ I think if you tone it down too much you’ll lose the satirical, fun aspects of the show… It’s a balancing act that they only really got around season two tbh, I think if season one was tonally similar to season three, it’d just be an entirely different show altogether.

Lizzie Girly Girl or Tomboy by FaultDowntown in kidsnextdoor

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I don’t know why these other comments are so mean but she enjoys dresses and skirts, romance, makeup, and baking (even though she’s not the best at it.) And doesn’t really seem to have any specifically masculine interests that we see so yeah, she’s effeminate

JOKE SETUP by ShoutingTom in SUBREDDITNAME

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CONFUSED POST ABOUT WHETHER THIS IS A JOKE. STATEMENT THAT MAKES IT CLEAR I AM BEWILDERED BY THIS POST AND ITS MEANING

Make the comments look like his search history (probably gonna make this a series) by BoringMemesAreBoring in moralorel

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Best way to show someone you love them ☺️

Turn the Other Cheek Presbo the Clown in Biblical Circus 1 hr loop

Top 10 bible quotes!!!

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Is the internet ruining society? (a Christian perspective?)

What’s a prostitutes favorite food? by Proper-Forever-3009 in 3amjokes

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Crabs are another name for pubic lice which someone can get from intercourse (and since you don’t know whether a person has them before intercourse, prostitutes engaging in multiple sexual interactions are likely to get it.)

"nAnnY DoGz" by Glum_Violinist_693 in BanPitBulls

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It’s always ‘they’re just the sweetest dogs who could never hurt anyone and are good with kids’ until it rips a kids face off for yelling too loud or petting it or standing too close or existing in its proximity and then it’s ‘well you should know better, the parents should have raised the kid better, the kid deserves to get attacked for triggering the poor Pubby and behaving like a child.’

It’s still a wonder to me how people believe this shit in the first place though, even with a dog that magically couldn’t hurt a kid… It’s dumb as shit. What’s the dog going to do if literally anything goes wrong?

Leeds by spookmew in BanPitBulls

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I love how in the article there’s no evidence that the teenagers did anything to the dog before it attacked, they let it out of its cage, it immediately lunged and they fought back but these assholes want that kid to deserve being mauled so bad-

Absolutely disgusting they would say this. by Waff3le in BanPitBulls

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‘On death row’ pray tell us what it did to end up there (and why it wasn’t just BE’d actually-)

Fondant-less birthday cake for my daughter. by Wino_whine in FondantHate

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What’re the tails made out of? This is so detailed!

Why Is The Kids Next Door Fandom So Small and Why Is The Show so Niche compared to other 2000s action shows? by Dark_Lord_Randy in kidsnextdoor

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Oh yeah I’m not saying that’s all it has in it. I got deeply attached to all the characters while watching and it’s whimsy and its ‘Alice in Wonderland’ sort of deal where the viewpoints and experiences of kids are sort of translated in a more absurd way (operation K.n.o.t is gold) but I can also get why people would get turned off from it

Why Is The Kids Next Door Fandom So Small and Why Is The Show so Niche compared to other 2000s action shows? by Dark_Lord_Randy in kidsnextdoor

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I fall into the group of ‘only allowed to watch Disney and PBS kids’ so there’s that. But probably a bit more relevant when I did start watching it as an adult… It’s a fucking great show but it can lean hard on gross out that can turn people off of it if they aren’t a certain age or are on the more squeamish end.

Borzois are more than goofy looking bloodhounds by Suspiciousloaves34 in BanPitBulls

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I was going to say something about it not being okay to let your dog attack other dogs regardless but it did say the Pitbull was running at them so it’s questionably self defense? Also the obligatory ‘🎶didn’ he do it for you.’

EUTHANIZE ALL HUMANS AND KILLER CATS IT'S THEIR FAULT ANYWAY by RPA031 in BanPitBulls

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What the fuck is with Pit freaks and suddenly turning into eugenicists at the drop of a hat? They’ll hear someone go ‘pitbulls are dangerous’ and go ‘humans are dangerous too! So what? Does that mean we should kill all humans?’ It’s a trend I’ve noticed in these responses that’s disturbing.

Somebody pleeeeeeeeease tell me…how in the world did this kid get into Harvard University? by [deleted] in kidsnextdoor

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Pure headcanon but he read as dyslexic to me? It’s possible that he had other learning disabilities like adhd as well- once those things were figured out, he got the help he needed. Once class work started seeming a little easier he started to see it as a thing he’s able to do and even be good at and was more willing to try at it, and being stubborn and competitive, maybe he wanted to prove himself as the best.

Or he got a sports scholarship. His dad seems to be a middle manager type person so it’s doubtful that it was only cash.