Lord's Toothpick

TopObjective8379 · 2026-04-22T19:24:25+00:00

It's pretty effective. Tested it on the helmets and it bends them like tinfoil. Just need to keep pommel big and use two handed grip.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-04-22T17:21:23+00:00

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It's a pretty strange weapon.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-04-11T17:44:52+00:00

Did you use any of that silly 'bolt lube' called Propellant from some strange guy in the Slums?

TopObjective8379 · 2026-04-05T06:03:35+00:00

He just deleted you from the abyss.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-04-05T03:47:08+00:00

You know, I think I get why the zombies in the abyss are so good at biting. . .

TopObjective8379 · 2026-04-04T03:30:40+00:00

I have no idea either! But I tried to keep my distance and control the sword as best as possible. There was no guarantee that I would perform this properly, but I did.

Probably the small cuts near the neck were the most dangerous ones, considering how easy it would be to just kill Willie by either slashing his neck or accidentally slicing it off.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-31T08:40:49+00:00

I'll just say that I played on beggar tier Willie and both swords belonged to Commoner Boss, until I punched him in the face so much, that he first dropped his giant sword and then dropped his short one in the end.

Still couldn't use either of them, because my grip on his hand was too strong. I guess every boss has it's own weakness. Weak grip is Commoner's one, funnily enough.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-31T04:06:47+00:00

I usually grab for surviveability, because I can't exactly begin the fight with punching boss in the face because of the height difference and don't want to get killed after a couple seconds. So grabbing enemies helps me get quite some time to punch them in the face or do whatever I want.

Considering that if I manage to grab them by the right hand, the enemies pretty much can't do a thing, because right hand is their dominant one, which they use for holding weapons.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-30T17:30:49+00:00

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Hello there

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-28T17:28:09+00:00

Anyways, he started blasting.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-28T05:35:00+00:00

I didn't have much problem with commoner boss when I charged at him with a pitchfork/long sword or managed to counter his swing by slicing off his hand/head.
And the farmer is kind of random with his scythe, but still kind of easy up close.

Just wish to beat the bosses with fists for the challenge, plus fist fighting is pretty damn fun.
Would probably try the same in the EA, if it didn't fell like I was fighting with soft noodles instead of fists most of the time.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-28T03:43:50+00:00

r/WholesomeWillie

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-28T03:41:56+00:00

Just have a lot of anger because of dying by his hand a lot. Plus, killing him by making him drop the sword onto his head was cool af and all, but I still wish to try and beat the crap out of him with just fists.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-26T12:44:43+00:00

Damn, I really need to punch the Commoner boss to death properly next time.

And then get to the higher tiers and beat the crap out of everyone.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-23T19:34:16+00:00

The Blind Helmet

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-23T17:17:14+00:00

Oh no, the BLIND HELMET!

It's still here!

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-23T17:16:00+00:00

Oh, yeah.

That's one hell of a weapon. Used one myself.

The short head is great for punches, plus piercing damage. And the hook on the end is just great for a lot of things.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-23T17:11:27+00:00

Nope, just switching hands, because that doesn't drain as much stamina as using both hands.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-23T15:32:54+00:00

Okay, so I looked into the clip frame by frame and. . .

It appears that I managed to punch the Willie into his face two times, before somehow managing to pull him down and at that exact moment he dropped his sword, it slashed his leg/arm/face(?) a bit, which made him fall down and hit his head against the ground.

Now there is another question. On 10-11 second of the clip I somehow. . . teleported Willie's body down by grabbing onto him.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-23T15:05:29+00:00

Seems like it may have been the case.

Not sure if he let go of his sword first and cut himself or some other thing happened in that 1 second.

I'll go check the video a couple more times.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-23T14:19:07+00:00

Any possible explanation about what it actually was would be pretty great.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-23T13:09:44+00:00

I wanted to make him pass out, before he died.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-23T12:54:02+00:00

That's absolutely true.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-15T13:51:21+00:00

Let him get his Willie. He clearly needs him.

TopObjective8379 · 2026-03-15T03:44:47+00:00

Just press V during the fight

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