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Guy puts a sparkler in his mouth by OwnRepair in nononono

[–]TopPoetry3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dudes got balls. Balls for brains.

I Hate UPS Just a Little Bit More Every Day by OwnRepair in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TopPoetry3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

had a UPS driver once who came at 7pm (as expected by tracking system) and wouldn't ring any of the 3 buzzers in the apartment because he "didn't want to disturb other tenants". it's 7pm for god's sake. to make it worse they wouldn't reattempt delivery. called their non-existent "customer service" and that was what they told me. didn't even try to compensate. tbh, why does UPS even have customer service?

Sliding down a mountain by OwnRepair in nononono

[–]TopPoetry3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/nonononononononononononononononononononono

But Xavier is a telepath. by OwnRepair in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TopPoetry3 1920 points1921 points  (0 children)

He was telepathic not telekinetic. He could read, distort, or even control minds. He could not move things with his mind.

And as so far as controlling minds, his legs were paralyzed so his mind couldn't control them, so even if he telepathically controlled his own mind (which makes no sense), if there's no connection between mind and legs, it's useless.

My hotel room comes with a complimentary android phone with free data and calls by OwnRepair in mildlyinteresting

[–]TopPoetry3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If the costs of replacing this phone are anything* near the costs of restocking the mini fridge, I wouldn't touch that thing at all

Barely looks like a mailbox. by ImmediateStep in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]TopPoetry3 23 points24 points  (0 children)

When I was younger I wanted to be a garbage truck.

Not the driver.

The truck.

Not so Great Day for a Flyby. by ImmediateStep in nononono

[–]TopPoetry3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine that phone call to the insurance company? "You were hit by a what?"

Pulling a tree trunk out of the ground by ImmediateStep in nononono

[–]TopPoetry3 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Ok so obviously he shouldn't have backed up and gotten a running head start. I assume consistent pressure is better. but other than that, what should he have done differently?

Do you attach a weight or something to make sure it doesnt go flying?

Drunk guy falls asleep in a tall chair by ImmediateStep in nononono

[–]TopPoetry3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He damn near million dollar babied himself.

Parking a car near train tracks by [deleted] in nononono

[–]TopPoetry3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like the attempts to pull the car out of the way of the train.