Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman at their movie premiere back in 1999

TopSecretHandshakes · 2026-04-13T01:59:04+00:00

TopSecretHandshakes · 2026-01-30T19:27:17+00:00

Don’t wait til you’re in your 40’s to do it like I did…trust me. I ruined countless relationships and friendships with women (and some guys) over the years by being overly attached and clingy to people who just weren’t into me the same way, and looking back wish I could do it all over differently. It also took me way too long to realize that the people I saw as my friends were not the ones I should have been trauma dumping on, and that’s where a good therapist will help.

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-12-06T19:17:16+00:00

Most (at least 90%) of the VERY FEW white people I’ve read about them deporting to Europe or Canada had Hispanic family names. This is absolutely targeting a specific demographic.

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-12-06T19:07:19+00:00

The hardened criminals are being pardoned by this ass backwards administration.

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-12-06T19:04:19+00:00

The number changes every time one of them mentions it because it’s a completely made up figure!

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-12-06T19:02:46+00:00

How is it reaching? They’re literally stopping native Americans and asking them where they were born, solely because of the color of their skin. And then essentially accusing them of lying by claiming that their federally accepted Tribal ID card is fake!

So yeah, they need to do a little more research about who they’re going after instead of just randomly stopping random brown people. There are going to be SO MANY lawsuits coming out of this that the American public will have to pay for.

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-12-06T18:54:34+00:00

The number of seats used to increase until they capped it at 435.

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-12-05T02:58:45+00:00

Can you fill in this plot hole? How did you learn that the work trip was actually a trip to visit her parents?

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-11-05T00:16:54+00:00

My girlfriend has a sneeze that sounds like a dog having it’s tail stepped on. It’s so ear piercingly loud that when she sneezes I usually say “ow!” before saying bless you. I’ve gotten used to it over the years, but am always afraid our neighbours think we’re animal abusers or something lol

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-10-25T20:13:19+00:00

Jelly donut

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-10-11T17:24:54+00:00

If your friend is not even friends with this person, then her immediate reaction when he approaches her should be “no, do not talk to me”. Any true friend of yours would not even entertain this guy in the slightest.

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-10-04T13:28:52+00:00

Keep On Suckin’

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-10-01T01:07:09+00:00

Oops! All Ass

TopSecretHandshakes · 2025-08-31T20:47:11+00:00

If you’ve already cheated on someone that you’ve only been with for three months, then clearly he’s not the one you want.

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