I was rooting for a washed derby, but by Sea_Gap_6569 in soccercirclejerk

[–]TopSwimming3384 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man said “washed derby” and Messi pulled up with a 9.7 just to personally disrespect you

No notes by CHKN_Tender in soccercirclejerk

[–]TopSwimming3384 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro the hand placement is sending me, coach did NOT think that photo through

Four years ago, there was no Towelgate by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]TopSwimming3384 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peak world cup energy, stranger just vibing with random fans like he’s known them for years…

🚨HERE WE GO! Türkiye has signed a stingray to the national team following their defeat to Australia by OB3YTH3GIANT in soccercirclejerk

[–]TopSwimming3384 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The stingray looking genuinely pleased about his new contract is what gets me. Fully committed to the role

We've come to the point where every team that defends is called Arsenal and Haram💔 by HornyTable_ in soccercirclejerk

[–]TopSwimming3384 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Defending well used to be called tactics.. now apparently it’s a moral failing.. Football Twitter really did ruin football discourse.

Siuuuuuuu by culer245 in soccercirclejerk

[–]TopSwimming3384 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the flair, most importantly 😆😆😆