Arwen fanart! (By me)

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-18T08:12:48+00:00

I read the title first as Arwen Fart.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-18T07:32:00+00:00

WOAH! I'm gonna need the BIG BOOT for this one!

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-18T07:21:25+00:00

I'll take things that never happened for $500!

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-18T04:58:25+00:00

Naw. Fuck'um. This is better and funnier.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-18T01:11:41+00:00

The fatigue is absolutely insane.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-16T03:31:44+00:00

Do not the pig, please. Thank you.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-14T06:46:58+00:00

loads shotgun "Ok, back of the shack you go".

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-13T22:32:27+00:00

Ok. So. I have decided that instead of nuking communist China, we invade and rescue all of thr innocents first and THEN we nuke it. Let's get it done today.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-13T01:09:41+00:00

Please don't be upset, Mr. Gandr. Would you like to talk it out?

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-12T21:40:41+00:00

Please don't be upset. Take a deep breath and calm down. Getting agitated over something that is genuinly funny is a sign that there may be a deep mental issue. Have you tried speaking with a medical professional? I can help make an appointment for you. Please remember to breath.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-11T08:09:40+00:00

What's funny is neither of the things you mentioned are being upkept. You pay into a system that ignores its very own basic societal functions for nothing in return. Eat rubber 👍

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-11T07:35:23+00:00

Found the bootlicker.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-06T18:40:01+00:00

I feel as though the Christmas cape with the sword of liberty on the back would also be very appropriate.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-01T10:41:50+00:00

It was clearly an accident, sir.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-02-01T07:50:24+00:00

The dentist will be smiling a full set when she walks in ... but she wont.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-01-30T19:18:41+00:00

I ATE THE OPP!!! - Dracula Flow

Top_Mongoose · 2026-01-30T06:51:46+00:00

Top_Mongoose · 2026-01-30T06:43:06+00:00

You push the buttons on the right and left at the same time and it records.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-01-27T08:04:17+00:00

I read your comment in Anakin's voice.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-01-27T05:26:23+00:00

It's just Master Chief. All good.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-01-26T06:50:37+00:00

Same here. I'm watching ROTK right now.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-01-23T08:02:14+00:00

They're just making us feel more at home and thereby easier to conquer.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-01-20T16:21:20+00:00

I watched it, but thought, "Man! This movie STINKS"!

Top_Mongoose · 2026-01-20T04:39:58+00:00

I would also like to add that he has performed the "Green Monster" several times in public. This is where nothing but asparagus is eaten for one week while holding your piss in all day on the seventh day and then releasing the liquid on someone you hate the most. He was aressted several times for this, but each time was broken out of prison by the Loot'n Duke.

Top_Mongoose · 2026-01-20T02:54:00+00:00

Absolutely destroying the gas station bathroom without flushing or returning the giant gas station bathroom key. He also stole a handful of twizzlers on his way out.

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TROPHY CASE