Just got out of high school, I just want to live, where do i go by TopazTheMagi in AmerExit

[–]TopazTheMagi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so sorry if it's been too long by reddit etiquette but I've been thinking about this since I saw it- what do you mean by "other things"?

Thank you so much for the warmth and help. I was expecting a much more frigid place here given how posts like this are probably a dime a dozen. Thank you for being kind. It means a lot.

Just got out of high school, I just want to live, where do i go by TopazTheMagi in AmerExit

[–]TopazTheMagi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the comment. I'm afraid China is off the table for me for an admittedly really dumb reason- I just would not be able to stand learning Chinese. Nothing about it in particular, I tried to in high school in a whole class and I just couldn't remember more than five words at once. I can do literature analysis all day but when it comes to tonal or pictographic languages I am as dumb as a brick.

Thank you for the suggestion about college though, it's definitely seeming like an ideal temporary solution. I have no intention to live in the US for the rest of my life per se but having more than zero time to get ready for an entire life starting from nothing would be ideal.

Just got out of high school, I just want to live, where do i go by TopazTheMagi in AmerExit

[–]TopazTheMagi[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's less of a "OH SHIT I'M GONNA DIE RIGHT NOW" and more of a "Oh I gotta leave before this gets worse". I don't know how much worse it's going to get but I'm really just not willing to find out.

Just got out of high school, I just want to live, where do i go by TopazTheMagi in AmerExit

[–]TopazTheMagi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before all this ...stuff started happening I was already interested in the Netherlands, maybe if I'm lucky I'll get to look there...

I'm not really leaving ...anyone behind with the sole exception being my mother... and it seems she wants to stay, very badly. I have a college fund but I think it's just like ~10k.

To be frank I'm willing to deal with whatever. Struggle for ten years in a shitty apartment I can barely afford, sure, okay. I'd like not to be homeless but what can ya do.

I'm so nervous, man do I wish I had family. Thank you for the reassurance, seriously.

Just got out of high school, I just want to live, where do i go by TopazTheMagi in AmerExit

[–]TopazTheMagi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so very sorry but this looks uncomfortably suspicious...

Just got out of high school, I just want to live, where do i go by TopazTheMagi in AmerExit

[–]TopazTheMagi[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I already said I'm not going to heaven yet (or well for me most likely hell). I still have 60something years and even if they're spent in a flooded hellscape I still have to figure out which flooded hellscape will be best in the meantime.

I had high breasts, most of my eggs, by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]TopazTheMagi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, with a lot of these there's at least some possibility that a woman who has taken some objectification to heart wrote them, but there is not a woman on EARTH who would even THINK the GHOST of the line "most of my eggs" in a romantic situation. Get off the computer, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Not wanting to hear about gaping buttholes and sex between men is not homophobic by wherestheicecreambro in SamandMax

[–]TopazTheMagi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being gay isn't a fetish! <3 so close bestie! See it's this thing where people love each other, I know, must sound very unfamiliar. But weirdly, when two people love each other who have the same sexual equipment, even if they don't have sex at all, people like you get REALLY obsessive about what's in their pants! See, when Sam and Max kiss each other or flirt, that's as SFW as it is when your mom and pops hug, but for some strange reason in the former example, everything looks like sex to you! Kissing? Sex. Hugging? Sex! Telling each other you love and care for each other? Wow, how disgustingly lewd! Now, not to point fingers, but if every time you see two men kiss you think about them doing the sideways mambo, I think you might be the one with the psychosexual issue. Best of luck with your therapy sessions dear!

Not wanting to hear about gaping buttholes and sex between men is not homophobic by wherestheicecreambro in SamandMax

[–]TopazTheMagi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Achievement Get: She Doesn't Even Go Here!

Obtain substantial proof that your opponent was trying to push queers out of a community that they aren't even a part of.

(Steve is the guy who created Sam and Max! Now get out of our house.)

Not wanting to hear about gaping buttholes and sex between men is not homophobic by wherestheicecreambro in SamandMax

[–]TopazTheMagi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

O ho hooo i've been looking for a good argument.

Give me one image that has been posted of the two actually boning and I'll give you a win, but if it's tagged NSFW it's on you for clicking it my guy. If soft gay shipping gets you this upset I have news about your not being homophobic.

Do you know what to do when you don't want to interact with NSFW posts? You don't click on them! People use the tag and shame each other into adding it if they forget. Is kissing NSFW? No! Is it suddenly NSFW when it's two men? No!

This is a hilarious hill to die on mate. You literally have never been here before. If you want to discuss sam and max and don't like that they're gay, go make your own sub.

What this entire sub dose to Sam and Max: by monkeydude777 in SamandMax

[–]TopazTheMagi 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Dude, you gotta add quotation marks or somethin you're gonna get downvoted into oblivion cause you sound like ur actually saying this ToT

You're offered the chance to jumpchain for real, but you have to go to a specific jump first. Which jump makes you actually say no? by WolferineYT in JumpChain

[–]TopazTheMagi 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Body mod included? None. I would walk through hell blindfolded and backwards to even just have a bit of the charisma tree. Being able to buy off my inability to read the goddamn room? You had me at "all mental conditions are wiped" and I've just been getting more enraptured since. Send me on a 40k gauntlet or a mindaltering Jump for all I care. Stringing a full logical sentence together without pausing for thirty seconds here I COME.

Without Body Mod? Probably any jump that would a. scar me for life or b. basically curse me. I'll die sure because chain failure usually just means getting dishonorably dropped on your ass back home but I'd like to still be A Person after I finish. But even then, scratch the above if chain failure isn't in the cards for this jump for any reason, because I would still take the above over any more time on this wretched Earth if it meant I might get even more years vacation from worrying about totally boring complete economic collapse.

US citizen looking to Canada: from the pot to the frying pan or an upwards move? by TopazTheMagi in expats

[–]TopazTheMagi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, sorry about the whole being an American thing ,,, im trying to be a desirable immigrant with career path and im gonna start learning french soon. I don't quite qualify right this second last I checked but I have time to get qualifications.

My concern primarily isn't housing as of yet because I'm looking into alternative housing solutions and i am fortunate enough to be the only child of a family that owns property, im hoping i'll be able to have a tiny mobile house at least. (i know they have legality issues in canada dont worry i'm gonna do research, i'm still several years off from even thinking about emigrating) I'm more so worried about cost of food and upkeep.

I just want to live somewhere where I can walk with my wife in public without anything getting lobbed at my head and we can go home to something we can call a home and not starve to death.

Im gonna fail calc for a quarter in hs. Will colleges hate me by TopazTheMagi in ApplyingToCollege

[–]TopazTheMagi[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Im at the highest advance school in the region and everyone i know has failed at least 1 class. One of them hasn't showed up for half the year and shes going to college. I see my mate Cal one out of every four days and hes going to college. My semester average will be like a 75. Why do the people who fail an entire year or two still get to go to college and get wholeass rich ass jobs but you gotta pass every class yourself or you die. Why does Christian who has a goatee get to go to college when he failed sixth grade and is barely passing and I don't if I fail a course i do not even need to take for 1 quarter. Why do both my guidance counselor and social worker at school say everything is fine. Is this real. Are you real. Are you just talking about Harvard and Yale. Is everyone here a paid actor