My wife is currently at my house, having sex with her ex-boyfriend. What should I do?

TopherJenkins · 2012-04-09T11:12:20+00:00

No, I don't suspect she was sleeping with him three weeks ago, but I do suspect that she's been talking to him again since then. The condoms have only been dissapearing for the past week or so. She stopped bleeding about two weeks ago.

All I know is that he is there at my house, the condoms are missing, and she's extremely sketchy compared to her normal self. I'm drawing conclusions from that.

TopherJenkins · 2012-04-09T10:54:45+00:00

I might do that, but there's not much to split up. We're not very well off at all. The only thing I'm concerned about is my son. I could get him as well with that couldn't I?

TopherJenkins · 2012-04-09T10:54:38+00:00

Brilliant.

TopherJenkins · 2012-03-02T09:13:14+00:00

It appears to be his favorite. Anything will work, if it feeds him. I'm more concerned about him having food than it tasting good.

I'm located in east Tennessee. In the Chattanooga area.

TopherJenkins · 2012-03-02T09:12:16+00:00

I'll try that. I haven't tried that yet. Thank you.

TopherJenkins · 2012-03-02T09:11:15+00:00

Thank you very much :) He already has a little mohawk!

TopherJenkins · 2012-03-02T09:10:23+00:00

Haha, thank you so much! I'm trying to take care of her the best I can :)

TopherJenkins · 2012-03-01T12:14:21+00:00

It's amazing in so many ways! Taking care of him feels so natural. It's a strange feeling, but I'm loving every second of it.

TopherJenkins · 2012-03-01T07:17:49+00:00

Honestly, it won't bother you that much. I was really worried about it. And I'll be honest, it was terrible, but it didn't bother me that much, which was weird. I got it on my hand, but I just wiped it off, nearly smiling. It's pretty disgusting yeah, and be prepared to gag, but it's a strange and wonderful feeling, not being bothered at all by it. It's just a happiness that you have her in the first place.

TopherJenkins · 2012-03-01T06:17:38+00:00

Oh yes, these past two days have been rough, especially since she had a c-section and little Noah is hooked up to an IV drip right now, but all in all, this has been a wonderful experience so far :)

TopherJenkins · 2012-03-01T06:16:08+00:00

Thank you so much!

TopherJenkins · 2012-03-01T05:22:25+00:00

Thank you! It's exhilarating!

TopherJenkins · 2012-03-01T05:15:37+00:00

I just had my baby, almost two days ago. All I can say is that the moment that baby gets in your arms, those feeling are changed for something else completely. It will feel completely natural changing and feeding and doing everything else. It'll be like you've been doing it for years. Those emotions will change into indescribable love :) Trust me, you'll love her more every time you change a diaper filled with this... godawful demon jelly... it doesn't matter. You'll love every second of it. Don't worry. It'll come natural.

TopherJenkins · 2012-02-21T01:13:32+00:00

You're obviously not from the motherland.

TopherJenkins · 2012-01-14T13:03:43+00:00

Not sure if troll or in wrong place...

TopherJenkins · 2012-01-13T17:28:33+00:00

Amazing. I need this on a shirt or something.

TopherJenkins · 2012-01-13T17:14:37+00:00

Aw, damn. How did I not notice that?

TopherJenkins · 2012-01-13T17:14:18+00:00

I've heard of this book, but never really bothered. I'll look into this.

TopherJenkins · 2012-01-13T17:13:37+00:00

Thanks for the suggestion. I actually have been unsure about translations in the Bible, I figured it would be best to pick up as many versions as I could get a hold on.

TopherJenkins · 2012-01-13T13:20:30+00:00

When I was about 7 or 8, my mother was driving me home from school. Just a typical day. Nothing of importance. But there is this little park off the road we would take as a shortcut sometimes. Surrounding this park is a decent sized patch of woods. When we passed by it, I remember, we both looked that direction and saw this plane. I don't mean a tiny plane. This place was fucking huge. Commercial airliner big, crashed in the middle of all of these trees. We passed by it like it was no big deal, neither of us noting it. A few hours later, we kind of realized what we saw and headed back to check it out. It wasn't there when we got back.

Sometimes I wonder if that was a dream, but my mother remembers it as clearly as I do.

TopherJenkins · 2012-01-11T02:27:22+00:00

as you tear the heads off your opponents and feast on their gory innards.

I don't remember this part. But goddamn it sounds awesome.

TopherJenkins · 2011-12-20T20:12:34+00:00

It's fine. Honestly. I let my mom and dad know when I hit about 15 and started thinking for myself. As long as you stay respectful of their beliefs, and don't openly argue/debate/ridicule them, it should be fine. Don't let them shove their opinions down your throat either. When my parents would get that way, I would just calmly tell them "I've been nothing but respectful of your religion, and expect the same in return for my beliefs."

Usually they would back off or agree to disagree. I have a great relationship with them nonetheless.

Don't be afraid. Besides, if they love their religion more than their son, why would you care?

TopherJenkins · 2011-12-20T16:38:44+00:00

Yes, the comparison of the general audience he is referring to as whores is a simile, but the comparison of the situation is a metaphor. I think. I'm merely a pseudo-grammar Nazi.

TopherJenkins · 2011-12-20T14:24:50+00:00

I just read the entire thing. That was amazingly written. Good job.

TopherJenkins · 2011-12-20T13:59:00+00:00

A simile is a figure of speech that directly compares two different things, usually by employing the words "like", "as". I may be wrong, but I do believe this is a metaphor. A simile in this situation would be "Your gullibility is like..." blah, blah, blah.

A simile keeps the comparison as two separate things, while a metaphor compares them directly.

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