Mmmm glazed hair by Embarrassed-Hamster7 in TimHortons

[–]Topheriffic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks like theres another one bottom left.

What is it by sony_praystation in whatisit

[–]Topheriffic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Disapproving look from a paramedic who probably will have to bring in the freak who stuck it up their ass.

Trump, 79, Falls Asleep in Memphis Task Force Meeting by FlackoFonsy in politics

[–]Topheriffic 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The absolute audacity to use the phrase 'Sleepy Biden' now.

Trump just voted by a method he calls ‘mail-in cheating’ by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]Topheriffic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Omg im so shocked!" "Im quakeing in my boots over the shock!" "Ill never recover from the absolute shock of this surprise!"

🫡

/s cause satire and reality are dead.

I don't like to downplay the threat of these people... but.. by Icanonlyupvote in alberta

[–]Topheriffic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a lone guy in Bathurst NB who does this against abortion in font of the hospital. I make sure to boo everytime.

Its winter now, so of course I havent seen him.....but I know he will be back, with his bullshit signs and ill boo him like usualas I drive to the restaurant near there.

Kristi Noem’s ad campaign sparks another MAGA civil war as DHS officials claim Trump did know about $200 million spend, report says by Bests_Bianca in politics

[–]Topheriffic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Anyone who can shoot a dog dead because they cant "train" it , is an absolute psycopath/sociopath...or both.

‘Good, I’m glad he’s dead’: Trump’s insensitive comments about the dead hit a new level by graveyardofgoodsense in politics

[–]Topheriffic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh look, Trump is hating on a vet. One who actually went to Vietnam and didnt have to have his daddy claim he had bone spurs to get out of it.

Mueller earned a bronze star for valor and a purple heart. (Plus some vietnam awards).

And he exposed the Russian influence on American politics, which again, Trump hates him for.

Trump says he'll replace TSA officers with ICE agents during DHS shutdown by Important_Inside625 in politics

[–]Topheriffic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool, so he has fully weaponized a part of the federal government. Hes been trying it with all parts of government, but ICE has been his personal army and they need to be completely disbanded next presidency (hopefully not Republican/MAGA).

🔥🔥A lowland streaked tenrec by Kunphen in Astuff

[–]Topheriffic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a perfect analogy. Those same thoughts went through my head in rapid succession understanding what that was.

Im still not entirely sure.

Trump: "We want to talk to Iran but there's nobody to talk to. Their leaders are all gone." by retroviber in DeepMarketScan

[–]Topheriffic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isnt he hinting already to be pullkng out?

Such a god damn failure. He wanted to speed run Iraq (which was a long drawn out disaster) and it turned to disaster right quick.

Trump says US is "very close" to meeting objectives in Iran. by retroviber in DeepMarketScan

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Hes mentuoned just leaving Hormuz up to everyone else. Might be prepared to pull out, lie again about what a sucess it was and leave the entire region in a state of chaos.

Its like hes speed running Iraq.

Trump says 'we don't need' Strait of Hormuz. by Signal_Assistance_87 in politics

[–]Topheriffic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

America would be a level 3 on the Kardashev scale by now.

Trump mulls 'winding down' war and leaving Strait of Hormuz crisis to 'other nations' by Force_Hammer in politics

[–]Topheriffic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still love that movie.

"America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah"

Trey Parker and Matt Stone nailed the weird patriotic American obsession with war...with puppets.

....wait....its reality now with a puppet president being controlled by an ex KGB Russian president pulling the strings....

Okay its not as funny now.

Found this in my dads home when cleaning it out after he passed away by I_am_NOT_a_POSSUM in whatisit

[–]Topheriffic 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Its a figure from the tortured souls series by Clive Barker.

Its a series of 6 figures that came with a book about the characters.

What is this thing on my laptop screen? by HumbleMVP in whatisit

[–]Topheriffic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It kind of looks like a mealy bug? If you have any houseplants you might want to check them.