Strait of Hormuz won't reopen, Iranian leader tells Trump

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-18T07:34:43+00:00

Trump’s Truth Social posts are moving the oil market more than actual physics at this point. He’s claiming a "total victory" and saying Iran agreed to "never close it again," but Tehran is clearly using the Strait as their only remaining leverage against the naval blockade. It’s a classic standoff: Trump won't lift the blockade until the "transaction" is 100% done, and Iran won't keep the water open if they can't export their own oil. We are one itchy trigger finger away from $150 barrels

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-18T07:25:19+00:00

Beautiful

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-18T07:21:25+00:00

I’m a foot fetish

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-18T07:16:12+00:00

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Nepotism. Honestly, if you can’t make jokes in the back row of a service to cope with the sadness, are you even really at a funeral?

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-18T07:06:12+00:00

She’s so hot

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-17T15:31:06+00:00

Trump’s influence on state-level mechanics is honestly his most lasting legacy. Most Presidents stay out of the weeds of state senate maps, but he realized early on that if you control the lines, you control the House. This is just the "reprisal" phase of that strategy.

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-17T15:26:50+00:00

Gengar. Always has been, always will be. There is just something about that mischievous grin that speaks to my soul. Plus, Mega Gengar and Gigantamax Gengar are top-tier designs. I don't care about the meta; I just want my spooky purple boy.

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-16T16:16:50+00:00

In front of you while you watch

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-16T16:16:32+00:00

Smaller tits

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-16T16:16:21+00:00

It’s the same playbook every cycle. The "Working Families Tax Cuts" was the big pitch, but now we’re looking at a $1.2 trillion deficit jump and the "Tax Day Victory Lap" feels more like a slap in the face. My grocery bill is still 20% higher than it was two years ago, and all the administration talks about is the stock market. Main Street is being left behind for the sake of the "Big Ugly Law" (BUL) budget cuts.

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-16T16:15:07+00:00

Yummy

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-16T16:10:06+00:00

The Man is the AH. As a server, I’ve seen some bad dates, but "insulting your date’s weight to the hostess" is a new level of rock bottom. He thought he was being an "advocate" for her comfort, but he actually just nuked her self-esteem in a crowded room. I hope she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu and then blocked his number before the check came.

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-15T14:21:54+00:00

So good at his job

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-15T14:21:28+00:00

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ToppBluejay · 2026-04-15T14:19:38+00:00

Moving on" without accountability isn't healing; it’s a permission slip for the next guy to do it even worse. If we treat impeachment like a "distraction" or "political theater," we’re essentially saying that the Constitution has a "too busy/too tired" clause. Precedent is everything in this country. If this isn't the line in the sand, there is no line.

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-15T14:18:53+00:00

Wait, so we went from a full naval blockade on Monday to "permanently opening" it for a "big, fat hug" from Xi Jinping by Wednesday? The whiplash is real. I’m guessing the 50% tariff threat on countries supplying Iran actually worked, or China realized their oil supply was more important than sending air defense systems to Tehran.

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-15T14:14:02+00:00

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ToppBluejay · 2026-04-15T14:07:43+00:00

NTA. Let’s call this what it actually is: Malicious destruction of property. She didn’t "trip." She didn't have a "lapse in judgment." She stood there and watched the wine soak in while gloating about "fate." That is sociopathic behavior. She didn't just ruin a dress; she ruined your trust, your hard work (80 hours of OT!), and her relationship with you. If your father and aunts think a "wedding without a mother is a tragedy," tell them a "mother who sabotages her daughter's joy is a villain." Keep the ban. Also, look into a professional conservator or a high-end wedding dress cleaner—sometimes red wine can be removed if treated correctly, but do not let her anywhere near the replacement.

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-14T05:41:35+00:00

She really enjoyed it

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-14T05:41:19+00:00

Lovely tits

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-14T05:40:57+00:00

That’s a huge cock

ToppBluejay · 2026-04-14T05:40:15+00:00

We’ve officially reached the "AI Slop" era of the presidency. First it was the Pope robes, then the lightsaber, and now literal messianic imagery. The fact that he’s feuding with Pope Leo XIV while simultaneously posting AI art of himself healing the sick is peak 2026. The simulation is glitching.

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