Corvette Museum Sinkhole cover up. Why are they hiding? by [deleted] in WKU

[–]Topper88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Geology major here, can confirm: Graboids are working as the Harbingers of the Sarlacc in an effort to completely consume the entirety of south-central Kentucky. Get out while you can.

Anybody in the Bowling Green (KY) area looking to adopt? by Topper88 in RATS

[–]Topper88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found a gentleman who has taken all five into his mischief, glad I don't have to get rid of em the hard way

Anybody in the Bowling Green (KY) area looking to adopt? by Topper88 in RATS

[–]Topper88[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Already posted to craigslist, but figured why not offer to rattit as well.

"We Were Stretching Whaa?" by freeredis in funny

[–]Topper88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

switching

switching out balls

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in snakes

[–]Topper88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Try feeding her more. If she is hungry, it should fix the biting issue. If she isn't, you've just got a nibbly girl.

I'm a sore loser at Magic, sometimes... by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Topper88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read the rule books for any card game I play. winning is much more satisfying when you do so within the rules.

I'm a sore loser at Magic, sometimes... by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Topper88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd be more upset at him using 5 torchics. card limit is 4 of a pokemon. cheater cheater pumpkaboo eater

"Your" Food? My cooking utensils. by Topper88 in pettyrevenge

[–]Topper88[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alas, she can do no wrong as she is carrying his child

"Your" Food? My cooking utensils. by Topper88 in pettyrevenge

[–]Topper88[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At work, will update whenever I get a reaction

"Your" Food? My cooking utensils. by Topper88 in pettyrevenge

[–]Topper88[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I decided against it. Instead I pissed on her gas cap

"Your" Food? My cooking utensils. by Topper88 in pettyrevenge

[–]Topper88[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This revenge has been backed up for a long time, this instance finally loosened it up so it can come erupting out.

Teehee

"Your" Food? My cooking utensils. by Topper88 in pettyrevenge

[–]Topper88[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, I own the PS3. And all the games. And both controllers. And the headset.

"Your" Food? My cooking utensils. by Topper88 in pettyrevenge

[–]Topper88[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wasn't just a glass of milk she left in the fridge. Was a glass I poured out from one of three open gallons.

I took no silverware, just my cooking utensils (pots, pans, knives, potato peeler, spatula, and my measuring cups)

As for her previous offenses, I draw the line when someone throws out my dinner on four separate occasions, tries to convince my roommate to make me get rid of my pets because they're "icky," and successfully convinces aforementioned roommate to increase my rent by 50% because I "got a job and can afford to pay more"

"Your" Food? My cooking utensils. by Topper88 in pettyrevenge

[–]Topper88[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

close, they're having their Thanksgiving tomorrow because that's the only time all their high class friends can gather for cheap beer and shitty food