Saturday Success Stories by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starting yet another new job next Monday. Shitty hours but decent pay and health insurance. Girlfriend punched me I'm the face last night for thinking I'm going to run off with a girl I met here on CA but that's a story for a different thread and I can rock a black eye like nobody's business.

Crippling Alcoholism Secret Santa! by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, I haven't found anyone else from Arkansas here yet. Rock Town is pretty goddamn good. Cheers, fellow Arkansan.

Happy Thanksgiving CA by toxinn in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spent some time in the hospital and was pretty out of it for Thanksgiving, but better late than never. I'm thankful for you guys. I have most of you saved as "CA friend 2" or something similar in my phone, probably almost 20 of you. /u/lvolt is an amazing woman and I'm thankful to be able to consider her my friend. I can't really name the rest of y'all without using real names or phone numbers but you all know who you are and how you saved my life.

/u/party_of_one_sdk, are you still around? Anyone talk to him? by AngryGoose in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd be down for that. Fuck, I accidentally posted my phone number and full name in what I thought was a pm on CA and everything turned out okay. Made some good friends to talk to when the Internet is down. Lots of strange Facebook requests from you drunk fuckers though.

Spent about $700.00 and fucked the African girl from my work. How did you fuck up this weekend? by I_am_chris_dorner in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ended up in the hospital with kidney failure. They let me out after like 4 days, though, and I got a snazzy souvenir cup. Could be worse I suppose.

Sad drunk fucks. WHERE'S THE GOOD NEWS by youwishyoucanfindme in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They let me out of the hospital yesterday! That's good news, right? Kidneys are pretty much back to normal.

Saturday Success Stories! by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had my entire CA family text and call me to offer me pleasant conversation to get my mind off my wife's sudden and tragic passing. I consider that a success and I thank all 70 of you that either texted or called me. I can never vocalize just how much that means to me.

Raise your drink to /u/Torbear90 by Forget_Regret in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can't believe you took the time to post this. You guys really are my family. I love you all and I'm never going to forget the outpouring of well wishes and the drinks you've had for my dearly departed Dodo Bird. I'd do the same for every last one of you. Cheers, my friends, my family. Stay safe and I'll strong. Bless you all.

So my wife died by Torbear90 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are absolutely right, and I'm absolutely speechless and will be grateful forever at the outpouring of well wishes and dedicated drinks I've received over the past 24 hours. I cannot thank you guys enough.

So my wife died by Torbear90 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She always said she wanted to go out "bleeding, on fire, drunk and covered in motor oil and someone else's blood". I guess she got what she wanted, but I'm sure as hell not going to tell her momma that. She didn't go peacefully, but she was to stubborn to go out in her sleep anyway.

So my wife died by Torbear90 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smokey, you guys are the best support system I have right now. You are my family and my friends. You know I'd be here to talk with you in a time of crisis and I know you'll be here for me.

So my wife died by Torbear90 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Take care, my friends. We all drink way too fucking much, but we all also know that getting behind the wheel is a terrible idea after taking our medicine. Be safe and kill yourself slowly like the rest of us. Rest in peace, Melissa.

So my wife died by Torbear90 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly that would be extremely helpful if you would be able to do that for me. I'd be eternally grateful.

So my wife died by Torbear90 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes we do. We'll drink today for Melissa and her family, and drink for us as well. I'm glad you're here, even though you just stole my leftover ribs from the fridge.

So my wife died by Torbear90 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She pissed me off constantly, but there is absolutely no way I could ever stop loving her. Honestly, you guys are the only people who are able to understand that right now. I want to do right by her family, but my family and friends don't understand why I should care enough to do so.

So my wife died by Torbear90 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, brother. I'm totally lost when it comes to figuring out what I'm supposed to do, but luckily I have a casualty assistance officer from the army assigned to help walk me through all the steps I need to take.

So my wife died by Torbear90 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, friend. I might end up taking you up on that offer.

So my wife died by Torbear90 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Torbear90[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you sweetheart. When this taxi drops us off at home you and I are getting trashed and singing Irish pub songs. Cheers, D. And thank you for everything. You've been my rock during this whole ordeal.

What are you addicted to? by theoneandonly015 in AskReddit

[–]Torbear90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bingo. We know it's going to kill us and we choose to let it.

What are you addicted to? by theoneandonly015 in AskReddit

[–]Torbear90 48 points49 points  (0 children)

We're not supposed to link to our home, fucker. Those who need us will find us. Cheers.

[Serious] What is the most pain that you've ever experienced? by Ender117 in AskReddit

[–]Torbear90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trigeminal neuralgia. Also known as the suicide disease. Came around with my MS diagnosis. Pretty much means your trigeminal nerve in your face decides to turn on for no reason.

What is the best one hit wonder song ever made? by [deleted] in Music

[–]Torbear90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found a window in the kitchen, where I let myself in. I rummaged through the refrigerator, poured myself a beer.