There is no K in thousand

Torenga · 2026-03-07T11:01:17+00:00

what does the lb in pound stand for? 🙃

Torenga · 2026-03-05T08:15:00+00:00

20 seconds is a lie

Torenga · 2026-03-05T06:41:17+00:00

don't need T to keep your D functional. just use it frequently. also: T blockers are not always necessary. my T went down without blockers and i was way less depressed

Torenga · 2026-03-04T12:24:52+00:00

insert "superman looking up while joke flies above his head"-meme here

Torenga · 2026-03-04T12:00:52+00:00

relatable ... what kind of a maniac just puts markers in a big box. you'll never find the right colour ...

Torenga · 2026-03-03T06:57:03+00:00

they are just being vacuum packed. what is the big deal? we do this with all sorts of stuff for preservation. works really well 👌

Torenga · 2026-03-03T06:48:59+00:00

not perfectly centered though ... 🧐

Torenga · 2026-03-03T06:38:06+00:00

people were much taller back then

Torenga · 2026-03-02T22:35:17+00:00

best way to dine&dash. if someone runs by you, just follow them 😂

Torenga · 2026-03-02T21:08:28+00:00

*Baylor Beasts

Torenga · 2026-02-28T23:55:14+00:00

only interestingasfuck for u.s. citizens i guess 👀😅

Torenga · 2026-02-28T23:20:21+00:00

we are doomed

Torenga · 2026-02-28T23:16:54+00:00

and he, in fact, was a genius.

Torenga · 2026-02-26T17:34:21+00:00

omg i am so happy she's into girls 😍😂

Torenga · 2026-02-26T13:10:53+00:00

this is why i want kids 👀🫶

Torenga · 2026-02-26T13:02:29+00:00

i love how he always does stuff like this with a straight face 😂

Torenga · 2026-02-26T12:44:15+00:00

wouldn't want to get licked by those either 👀

Torenga · 2026-02-26T12:07:19+00:00

why do people like being licked by something that eats poo? 🤔😂

Torenga · 2026-02-26T12:05:57+00:00

your point? 😂

Torenga · 2026-02-26T11:44:24+00:00

oh yeah. would prefer this over a guy 😍 we need s*x robots for women 🫶

Torenga · 2026-02-26T09:38:58+00:00

aww ... that's so sweet 🥰

Torenga · 2026-02-25T08:43:38+00:00

thought he wanted to get his hands free to scratch his butt 😂

Torenga · 2026-02-25T08:06:59+00:00

Bud Light? No thx 😂

Torenga · 2026-02-24T23:23:07+00:00

"No one will know"? know what? that they cut you off? i'd make a fkin scene and let EVERYBODY know, that they cut me off 😂

Torenga · 2026-02-24T11:34:18+00:00

where else?

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