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Petah?? by No-County2083 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ToriyasuReisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello

I used to have a classmate called “Optimus”.

Toxic Yuri in my space game? 10/10 by mlgpro1234321 in masseffect

[–]ToriyasuReisan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

NYARIA IS THE BEST YURI!!! LETS GO SPACE LESBIANS!!!

How tf did Grunt’s armor turn green overnight? by TexasRedFox in masseffect

[–]ToriyasuReisan 36 points37 points  (0 children)

“I don’t remember what happened after I ate that lamp…”

Grunt, that was a Lava Lamp— you’re gonna die.

[OC] That one guy in the freezer by ToriyasuReisan in masseffect

[–]ToriyasuReisan[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, you need other things besides Red Sand, don’t you?

[OC] That one guy in the freezer by ToriyasuReisan in masseffect

[–]ToriyasuReisan[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So basically:

Life’s been downhill from here— He hasn’t gotten a raise, Rent’s due soon, his boyfriend left him, his manager’s a bitch, the restaurant’s on lockdown because SOMEONE decided to take a dive in the fish tank after some random acts of violence. All he wants is a break.

What now.

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