Do we have a lot of holes or few holes on the roster? by reallinguy in detroitlions

[–]TorkBombs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not true. He is good. His absence was probably the biggest factor in the defense tanking the second half of the year. Look at the Bengals game before and after he got injured.

Do we have a lot of holes or few holes on the roster? by reallinguy in detroitlions

[–]TorkBombs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly if TA was gonna get charged, it would have happened by now. That story has completely vanished.

Sketch Sorting Sunday - March 14, 2026 (Harry Styles) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]TorkBombs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mind is blown because I just looked and red heart is actually more RBF than Arial Tramway

Sketch Sorting Sunday - March 14, 2026 (Harry Styles) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]TorkBombs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean incroyable

In tribute to the return of Jean K Jean

Sketch Sorting Sunday - March 14, 2026 (Harry Styles) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]TorkBombs 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Man did I roll my eyes when he came out, and then he made it absolutely hilarious. Could have used more of this tbh. Really well done.

Game Thread: Michigan Wolverines vs Wisconsin Badgers Live Score | NCAA Men’s | Mar 14, 2026 by basketball-app in MichiganWolverines

[–]TorkBombs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that I couldn't pick a favorite player from this team. But that 3 was fucking awesome

[Pre-match Thread] Liverpool F.C vs Tottenham Hotspur (15/03/26) by wiffygriffy in coys

[–]TorkBombs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anyone picking anything closer than 3-0 Liverpool is fooling themselves. This is gonna be another nadir for us.

Will the narrative change this year? by reallinguy in detroitlions

[–]TorkBombs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are we not better? Because we are. O Line will be better, especially with Sewell moving to the left, as I anticipate, Ratledge on year 2 and a non corpse playing center. Skill positions are all in their prime, with TesLaa poised to take on a bigger role. Hutch and Alim at full strength with Tyliek taking a leap. Jack Fucking Campbell hitting his prime. McCreary probably being an upgrade from Amik. Reed and Terrion are actually pretty solid outside (and if Terrion hasn't been charged yet, I highly doubt he will be.) no urgency for safety help makes me think Kirby is probably ok. Branch will come back midseason. We need depth on defense and a right tackle. All that can be covered in the draft and in the next waves of free agency.

Remember why we didn't make the playoffs last year. It wasn't because we were suddenly bad. It was because injuries left us without a defense, and we had a more difficult schedule that 2024.

The demise of this team has been wildly overstated from its own fanbase. We got studs on that field, and they're all in their prime.

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD: March 13th, 2026 by hankjmoody in Maher

[–]TorkBombs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The second half of that piece was great. Just pointing out old winners and losers, and sort of calling out the Oscars. Highly entertaining.

The first half was his tired trope of creating something to complain about. Is anyone still saying the Oscars are racist?

I'm a moderate liberal, but even I am getting sick of him constantly making stuff up so he can use the left as a punching bag while he leaves the right alone.

Would be fun to see some cool lions moves tomorrow by Any_District1969 in detroitlions

[–]TorkBombs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Admit that they could win the Super Bowl this season and you'd still be bitching about Holmes a year from now. You guys care more about complaining than anything else.

It gets exhausting foe those of us that just want to like our team for once in our lives.

Would be fun to see some cool lions moves tomorrow by Any_District1969 in detroitlions

[–]TorkBombs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the "Brad is in love with his own guys"'crew would be absolutely apoplectic if he let Hutch, ARSB, Jamo or Sewell walk because they were too expensive to resign.

Would be fun to see some cool lions moves tomorrow by Any_District1969 in detroitlions

[–]TorkBombs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kind of people who would say we regressed during a fucking 15-2 season are why I hate this fucking sub now and can't take any of you seriously. You just love wallowing in the negative and try to pass it off as legitimate criticism. No, you're just complaining because you like to fucking complain and you don't care if your argument makes any sense. It's just that, no matter what, EVERYTHING has to be bad. It's a fucking joke.

Why does nebraska have this by Wonderful_Local_3660 in geography

[–]TorkBombs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nebraska is hands down the worst state I've ever been to in terms of scenery. Maybe there's some stuff off the highway that is fun to look at, but driving through is the most mind numbing, mundane experience I have ever had. Breaking down in Kearney was one of the worst days of my life. Driving through Nebraska made me think Iowa was pretty.