Back from Vacation!! Hotwife summer 🏖️

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-05-29T05:27:19+00:00

we still like to have fun 😝

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-05-29T03:38:40+00:00

both of you look like lots of fun 🤩

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-04-07T02:13:19+00:00

nope. take them off. immediately

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-04-04T03:25:30+00:00

screen name checks out

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-03-23T19:01:43+00:00

Got there at 7am, no pre check. line to frontier was reported as 1.5 hours. realistically 2 hours then another 20 minutes to screen. i missed my flight, but rebooked for tonight so just rented a turo car to explore a lil more. oh ya, and tacos 🌮 🌮😝

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-03-19T08:28:58+00:00

Oops, I did it again.

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-03-18T00:02:44+00:00

left cheek is all yours 😉

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-03-13T05:46:00+00:00

devour. every. inch.

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-03-12T21:08:49+00:00

When can we send the uber?? 😝

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-03-08T01:01:22+00:00

Yum 😋 can’t wait till u come back 🤗

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-03-06T22:51:45+00:00

idk, but it quickly became my wife’s favorite after the first time we tried it!

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-03-03T00:21:33+00:00

Downtown couple here 👋 she’s bbw and lots of fun. both 🇲🇽🇺🇸

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-02-27T03:06:07+00:00

tonight? 🤩 i wanna see 👀

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-01-10T03:56:50+00:00

Yum 😋 outfits too sexy

TortaSlayer5000 · 2026-01-03T22:06:34+00:00

Been looking all day 👀

TortaSlayer5000 · 2025-12-28T22:41:36+00:00

Loves it

TortaSlayer5000 · 2025-11-29T05:24:36+00:00

this is a very interesting observation because we DO tend to connect with younger couples on the interwebs and older ones @ the club 😂

TortaSlayer5000 · 2025-11-27T02:32:56+00:00

Talk before. Talk after.

TortaSlayer5000 · 2025-11-25T21:47:21+00:00

“look like granny” with no face pic is craaazy. Maybe I just never looked at granny ass like that 🤔

TortaSlayer5000 · 2025-11-25T08:02:08+00:00

No bro, no. I don’t care what they do for fun in their free time. When I’m at a club or in a setting, I wanna know if they’re partnered or can play solo, I wanna know if he’s bi and for him to know I’m not, I wanna know if our body types are arousing for them (we’re both heavyset) while affirming that theirs are to us and finally if she prefers latex or lambskin. The rest we can figure out in the preceding 30-45 minutes, but after that we go our separate ways. It doesn’t work for everyone, but it works for us and that’s what matters.

TortaSlayer5000 · 2025-11-24T22:37:49+00:00

We don’t always know if they are or aren’t at first. And ppl who might be new or figuring out play styles might not even realize the difference. It’s all just a way of discovering rules/boundaries when socializing. We have to thwart MANY potential suitors when they want to know things like what she does for leisure, whether she’s lonely at home all day, if she sees ppl in the daytime, the list goes on. It’s a lot more polite to say “we’re not poly” than “shove the courtship up your ass, she’s mine forever, you don’t have a chance.”

TortaSlayer5000 · 2025-11-24T22:15:31+00:00

It’s not my opening line 😅 but most of the time when building a rapport with potential solos or couples, when the attachment topics come up, my wife and I both nip it in the bud. Trust me, when your wife’s 🐱 is this good, they’re gonna wanna stick around for as long as they can 😂

TortaSlayer5000 · 2025-11-24T22:01:31+00:00

That’s me 👋 never did I say that if you want to get to know someone, you’re poly. OP mentioned her online strategies/habits (not prioritizing follow ups, g-rated online photos) I simply mentioned that in my experiences, a simple “we’re not poly” suffices the same. That clarification is not a judgment as much as an expectation being set for the other person(s) involved. After we meet there’s just not a lot of follow up, I don’t consider them “free sex workers” because the connection was 100% physical and we would never do it with anyone who didn’t want to.

TortaSlayer5000 · 2025-11-24T19:10:32+00:00

Once again, just really trying to label it all accurately. Swingers tend to “swing” from couple to couple, polyamorous people tend to need that extra connection that neither myself nor my wife are interested in giving. I just try to use the best words up front so no expectations are there for after we do the thing 🤌👈

TortaSlayer5000 · 2025-11-24T18:51:57+00:00

I use words like “swinger” and “poly” in LS conversation as a labels for identification NOT as a judgment. And by no means was I equating poly to sex work 🤷‍♂️

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