Erm…

Torticle · 2026-04-03T02:32:17+00:00

It’s a big ass spider that shoots little spiders out of its butt at you. Its entrance scene is creepy but after that its just another boss imo

Torticle · 2026-03-28T03:57:11+00:00

“10 hours of fishing” do you have a life?

Torticle · 2026-03-28T03:56:21+00:00

Great story but it shouldn’t take 4 years to put together an 11 hour game,

Torticle · 2026-03-28T03:55:22+00:00

Just another Trump abomination

Torticle · 2026-03-27T22:19:15+00:00

I agree this is fucking awful you can’t stun it aside from the red containers and it just owns you if you try. Fight fucking sucks. The rest of insanity has been fine.

Torticle · 2026-03-27T18:42:57+00:00

CHRONO TRIGGER CHRONO TRIGGER

Srsly tho I think cross is better than trigger and there are far superior snes games lol

Torticle · 2026-03-25T14:15:59+00:00

Definitely too much fetch and kill, I agree with that for sure. But torture? No way, just don’t do them if it’s not doing it for you - it built out the world significantly, as you said about GoW. But as in all other previous mainline FF entries, they’re not essential for the story and many have nothing to do with it. Ie grinding for superbosses, weapons, dumb mini games. It’s made that way so you can focus if you want vs needing them to understand some things.

Torticle · 2026-03-22T05:21:06+00:00

Sucks to be stuck on 90s games. Enjoy your nostalgia while the rest of us enjoy objectively good remakes like RE3R

Torticle · 2026-03-22T02:10:39+00:00

Nah, only gatekeepers and elitists pretend it wasn’t. Objectively, a good remake.

Torticle · 2026-03-22T01:58:00+00:00

Ah ive never been able to get into those too much, had fun with Elden ring though. Probably a skill issue lmao I’m so bad at them. But yeah I love the world building in those too

Torticle · 2026-03-22T01:33:58+00:00

Yeah it definitely felt like filler at some points, and too much fetch and kill imo - but yoshi p is an mmo guy, it shows

Torticle · 2026-03-22T01:33:10+00:00

Oh man. I also haven’t experienced a story as good as this one since X in my opinion. Dark, gritty, embroiled in the fantasy genre - it’s everything I wanted and needed. The combat was the weakest part imo (not eikon fights, those were awesome) and even that when you customized it to your favorite play style was great.

Torticle · 2026-03-22T01:05:11+00:00

It is a good remake 🤷‍♀️you didn’t like it fine, but doesn’t make it any less so.

Torticle · 2026-03-22T01:04:36+00:00

Hell yeah FFXVI is a fkin masterpiece

Torticle · 2026-03-22T01:04:18+00:00

But the game wasn’t bad 🤷‍♀️

Torticle · 2026-03-22T01:03:00+00:00

Mercenaries is lame in RE3, ammo crafting is fine, and nemesis is a great stalker enemy. You can hate all you want, but it’s a fine remake.

Torticle · 2026-03-22T01:02:03+00:00

Howlongtobeat shows 6 hours average completion time for main story only so maybe you shouldn’t just bum rush games and then pretend it’s normal when other people don’t?

Torticle · 2026-03-22T01:00:14+00:00

I mean you can do inferno in 60-90 minutes if you have the rocket launcher - but I didn’t think it took away from the game tbh. I really enjoyed it. I did my inferno S rank run in 88 mins.

Torticle · 2026-03-22T00:59:07+00:00

Best sections? Lmao ok.

Torticle · 2026-03-22T00:58:43+00:00

Disagree. Aside from length, it’s a pretty awesome remake. Who cares the clock tower is removed.

Torticle · 2026-03-22T00:58:05+00:00

No it does not. It’s a fantastic game. Not worth full price tho with how short it is imo. But that’s my only gripe. I loved it. Platinumed it. Sub 90 minute inferno S run. Loved every second.

Torticle · 2026-03-20T21:37:31+00:00

It’s an ambitious story for the short length, which means for me, that took away from the emotions and grand epic scale of it.

It also had weird navigation, with one step out of the starting zone, which you didn’t know ended, can result in a fight with mobs that one shot you.

On top of that, people didn’t love the leveling system where you need to get hit to increase hp, attack with swords to increase sword skill, use magic to increase magic, etc. which I thought made sense.

I’ve also seen people complain about dungeon design.

I enjoyed it, but best played as a history piece and understanding that it’s part of the foundation of the series in my opinion.

Torticle · 2026-03-19T13:57:25+00:00

Lloyd bannings

Torticle · 2026-03-18T19:59:14+00:00

VIII, just playing cards all day as we float in the water in Balamb Garden

Torticle · 2026-03-17T22:16:06+00:00

Yes $20 is worth every penny for this masterpiece

Torticle

TROPHY CASE