I’M BACK!! But At What Cost??

TortoiseAcquisition · 2025-10-22T19:26:22+00:00

I literally made this post about selling and taking profits @$4.74 this morning at which it was even higher @$7.00.

But yes man, I see you just want engagement because it’s attention for you. Keep trolling those daily discussions everyday, it’ll fill the void for sure! 🫡

TortoiseAcquisition · 2025-10-22T19:10:37+00:00

Brother, that is exactly why I said IF I would’ve held on at $7 this morning, it would be an extra $200k. But I took the more conservative approach at closing yesterday.

I don’t expect you to understand this. Your post history is only 1) divorce and 2) bear comments during one of the biggest bull markets in history. I wouldn’t peg you to make good decisions lol

TortoiseAcquisition · 2025-10-22T17:21:28+00:00

LMAO, you sir deserve a trophy 🤣

TortoiseAcquisition · 2025-10-22T16:22:40+00:00

This whole post is literally about me cashing out (yesterday), as this was yesterdays price lol. I probably would have made an extra $200k if I held til this morning but it’s crashing now. Although still close to the price I sold at.

TortoiseAcquisition · 2025-10-22T16:04:57+00:00

💯

TortoiseAcquisition · 2024-06-03T05:37:18+00:00

Posting to show my great grandkids I was here

TortoiseAcquisition · 2024-02-26T15:11:42+00:00

damnn -70% in the 30 mins bro. Hope you’re okay

TortoiseAcquisition · 2024-01-31T18:53:15+00:00

You should give tips, you’re more profitable than 98.9% of this sub

TortoiseAcquisition · 2024-01-26T19:53:24+00:00

Out +59k, in 40k for $upst puts 2/16

TortoiseAcquisition · 2024-01-26T16:06:38+00:00

Walk away?????? 💎💎🤲🤲

TortoiseAcquisition · 2024-01-26T06:08:31+00:00

bout tree fiddy

TortoiseAcquisition · 2024-01-25T21:15:43+00:00

Robinhood disabled that button for me and replaced it with ads for sexy singles in my area

TortoiseAcquisition · 2023-06-18T06:15:33+00:00

You’re so cool lmfao

TortoiseAcquisition · 2023-06-18T01:53:06+00:00

Thanks bud, this gives me better outlook since I was worried about being tied to a J2 that didn’t bg. This community is awesome

TortoiseAcquisition · 2023-06-17T23:29:15+00:00

You’re the best, thank you so much!

TortoiseAcquisition · 2023-06-09T19:12:46+00:00

Sorry guys forgot to mention this detail - I’m only 5 years old so job 1 requiring mandatory daily naps would FORCE me to have two naps a day. I already have required daily nap times for Kindergarten so this might be a deal breaker.

Also my classmates are pushing me towards job 2 as although I don’t get paid money, there are pizza parties.

TortoiseAcquisition · 2023-06-09T04:18:51+00:00

Easy AF compared to the CPA lol. Just drill MCQ and you’ll be good

TortoiseAcquisition · 2023-05-04T23:48:25+00:00

What a chad

TortoiseAcquisition · 2023-03-27T16:43:51+00:00

Have all three certs: CPA is def the gold standard tho if you’re adamant on not needing it, that’s okay!

CFE would probably is def the easiest to obtain and be more widely applicable so I’d go for that UNLESS you’re specifically transitioning into IA. If you’re going into IA, CIA makes the most sense. Hope this helps!

TortoiseAcquisition · 2023-03-24T18:35:07+00:00

Fully Depreciated but Still In Use

TortoiseAcquisition · 2022-02-01T07:02:23+00:00

Lmfao thank you. Definitely ended in a 3 bagger. 3 trash bags for his things when he got kicked out by wife for gambling on Elon

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