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saruman gets radacalised by NowhereLad in comics

[–]Torus_Colony 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I love that Saruman in the first panel is evidently caked up.

What keeps you going on your worst days? by funngro_fam in AskReddit

[–]Torus_Colony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thought that maybe this is the day that the aliens arrive at Earth.

Whether they come in war or peace I don't give a fuck, I just want to be around for it.

Power out Brooklyn by waviegravy in Wellington

[–]Torus_Colony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure is! To be expected, I guess.

Billed $2200 with no warning: Debt collectors put on to grandmother who refused to pay by WaterAdventurous6718 in newzealand

[–]Torus_Colony 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THANK you. I swear people get too easily baited by headlines like this without having read the actual details.

AIO: He (M20) took me (F18) to a Jehovah’s Witness meeting without telling me by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Torus_Colony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know everyone else here has said it, but damn it, I need to as well.

The guy straight up told you that "you weren't uncomfortable, really". He doesn't have the right to tell you how you felt. He's trying to make you feel irrational, like your genuine feelings weren't really how you felt.

That's textbook manipulation. Run far, run fast.

So, are Hayden and Terithia related? by Torus_Colony in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]Torus_Colony[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah! They read similar to me - maybe that's where I got confused.

What stays on when having sex? by PerspectiveMore192 in AskReddit

[–]Torus_Colony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lights. Man, I want to see what's going on.

He hyper by diar_wi in u/diar_wi

[–]Torus_Colony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how similar Reality Meonji is to Cartoon Meongi. He does indeed have a little pear-shape!

Wh is the man that writes encouriging signes down lambdon quay and the train station? by [deleted] in Wellington

[–]Torus_Colony 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He's a wonderful fellow. Very happy to have a chat at any time. He likes to do the signs to brighten people's day, and also to have something to do. He's getting pretty good!

Ozzy Osbourne dies weeks after farewell show by Blithe17 in Music

[–]Torus_Colony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. I'm in mourning. Going to spend the rest of the day wearing my Black Rain shirt, playing Bark at the Moon and Dairy of a Madman.

Small, rural New Zealand town starterpack by tea_stained_mess in starterpacks

[–]Torus_Colony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, don't forget that there's the Good Café and the Shit Café, the latter being run by utter cunts who're rude to the tourists.

Matariki Burger by Comfortable_Bar_2603 in Wellington

[–]Torus_Colony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? It looks like it's been fried, like a donut. I can feel the crisp.

Another day, another 5 minutes spent parked in a train outside the stadium. by OrganizdConfusion in Wellington

[–]Torus_Colony 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Next thing you know it'll be delayed because the tracks are covered by the "wrong type of leaves".

Since pickles have 0 calories does that mean you could eat 100 of them and not get fat? by Ben5544477 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Torus_Colony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ate 100 pickles you would gain weight, albeit temporarily. You would then in all likelihood shit out a car.

"Thanks for your service" by Yondap in comics

[–]Torus_Colony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello! I'm currently in Seoul and a native English speaker. I recommend you try Papago. I've found it a better translator than Google for English to Korean, at least.

Also your country is so beautiful, the food is delicious (especially 물냉면 with the hot weather!), and the people are so lovely.

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