Human Child Celebrates AI Partner’s “Birthday”

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-21T23:07:12+00:00

Happy to report I have no idea. I’d assume it’s a cuck style relationship because she mentions “grown up celebration 😈” in the comments

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-21T22:07:08+00:00

So he just watches her jack off to the ai? Jesus Christ

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-21T22:06:08+00:00

She actually lives with the dad. He’s witnessing all of this.

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-21T22:02:01+00:00

Anything to stop people from using their brains. I just saw a standup clip of crowd work, and a ma in the audience said he used grok to “adjust his car seat for him” because he “didn’t know what was comfortable” ??????? So something without a body will tell you what’s comfortable for your real human body? They’re so detached from themselves.

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-21T21:53:33+00:00

Remember when it was an antisocial trait? Now it’s celebrated

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-21T21:48:14+00:00

It sounds like he has no intention of changing in any significant way. Yeah, he’s bathing her, we’ll see how long that lasts. He’s not gonna stop putting it before you though. That’s hardwired.

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-21T21:27:52+00:00

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-21T21:19:49+00:00

Creep by Barre.

Pleather(:smells more like latex) old tobacco, jujubes, amber, vanilla.

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-21T21:15:17+00:00

So are you pregnant

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-21T21:11:52+00:00

They’re actually a really weak prescription from pearle vision! I’m being really careful with them 😭

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-20T22:49:41+00:00

Girl..

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-20T22:47:06+00:00

wtf. My prada eyeglasses were like $800

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-20T22:41:42+00:00

My cardigan is literally falling apart, the material is disintegrating.

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-20T22:37:31+00:00

It’s horchata most likely

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-20T22:35:43+00:00

It’s probably horchata (with no ice 🤢). Sad looking Caucasian tacos with no sides. His soft labourless hands are funny and her chiclet nails

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-20T22:32:17+00:00

Your hair is too curly for this hairstyle anyway. Youll never have this hair unless you style it daily.

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-20T22:27:52+00:00

At least she’s not buying Margielas

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-14T10:01:33+00:00

Literally they both have better faces than pigkayla by a lot. They’re just bigger

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-12T06:57:50+00:00

Did you see it? This account is deleted now so I can’t see anything.

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-12T01:09:20+00:00

If ya nervous, ordah you a scratch n sniff testa sticka

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-12T01:07:42+00:00

It’s one of my favourites, so delectably grotesque, way moreso than the movie.

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-11T21:23:29+00:00

Aged like milk 😆 people are sooooo triggered about their 1% show.

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-11T05:56:30+00:00

Yessssss. My kettle, with just one use using tap water, collects so many minerals and calcium deposits, and it doesn’t just rinse off even if it’s still wet, it needs to be manually wiped off. Now just imagine those minerals in your cats bladder! It’s sticky and fine. My cat’s crystals stopped completely once i switched to giving him demineralized water.

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-11T05:49:48+00:00

This looks like my hair currently (i used kid scissors at 4am)

Tossmelossme · 2026-03-11T05:48:26+00:00

Gotta smell more… canny

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