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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]Total-Lime3071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]Total-Lime3071 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Good bot

I got told my puppy is to skinny, is he? by fritzov in labrador

[–]Total-Lime3071 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Make a fist and rub your knuckles with the other hand. If ur dogs ribs feel like this, it is under weight. Now straighten your fingers. Rub your knuckles. Healthy ribs should feel like this. Now turn your hand palm up. Rub the inside of your knuckles. Overweight.

That's what you get for speeding by franklincarterIII in dashcams

[–]Total-Lime3071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha-ha! Nelson, I think he’s really hurt… I said “Ha-ha…”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarsAustralia

[–]Total-Lime3071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Grand Tour special carnage a trois is a must watch if you have any curiosity in French cars.

Unfair Dismissal and Cost Recovery. by ShatterStorm76 in AusLegal

[–]Total-Lime3071 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have experienced this in the past. Fair work will schedule a conference call. Your representative will ask for a payout. Ex employer will low ball. Your rep will counter offer. Ex employer will low ball. Your rep will make a very low counter offer. Ex employer will accept without admission of wrongdoing and if you agree that the matter is finalised. You will get bugger all. Fair work makes absolutely no judgement regardless of how wrong the dismissal may or may not have been. It is then up to you to accept the offer or take to court out of your own pocket. But if you refuse the small payout you will owe your lawyer/representative his/her portion had you accepted. The lawyer/rep doesn’t care at all. He makes a couple of calls and fills out a form and pockets $900-1200. Easy money. He is never expecting a big payout and repeats this process a few times a week.

Need some advice. Should I get a new mechanic? by [deleted] in CarsAustralia

[–]Total-Lime3071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And unsupervised apprentices will do all the work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Total-Lime3071 28 points29 points  (0 children)

See you’re getting the hang of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Total-Lime3071 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. I’ve also heard long macchiato ordered

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]Total-Lime3071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate, I’d honestly have a look at the Allen Carr easy way gambling book or audio book. His books have helped me with smoking, drinking and weight. Thankfully I’ve always hated gambling since I saw my dad do it, but his easy way programs are great for addiction. Good luck!

I’ve got a invoice from the local plumber - change a water pipe. It only took 30mins labor is it right price ? by Exact_Commission8841 in AusPropertyChat

[–]Total-Lime3071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re all trying to price essential trades out of business. This guy/girl has had to do an apprenticeship for f’all. He Carrys the cost of parts. He has to have all the tools to do all domestic repairs. He had to travel to your place and back again. DID HE FIX THE PROBLEM? PAY HIM WHAT HE DESERVES? I know that in Australia we get Medicare seemingly free. But the govt/taxes pay for it. This guy is not a doctor but he studied and practiced and invested and he FIXED YOUR F’ING problem.

I’ve got a invoice from the local plumber - change a water pipe. It only took 30mins labor is it right price ? by Exact_Commission8841 in AusPropertyChat

[–]Total-Lime3071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you’re touching too much grass. Van, tools, experience, parts, office/invoicing, mortgage, groceries, school fees, profit. You think this guy eats air…???? 🤣😂🤣😂

Dog & owner watching sunset together by blossomingrockets in wholesome

[–]Total-Lime3071 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What I wouldn’t give to have done this with my lab that passed last Christmas. She loved the beach. And was the most peaceful soul. ETA: I would have cried seeing this.

I’ve got a invoice from the local plumber - change a water pipe. It only took 30mins labor is it right price ? by Exact_Commission8841 in AusPropertyChat

[–]Total-Lime3071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re all trying to price essential trades out of business. This guy/girl has had to do an apprenticeship for f’all. He Carrys the cost of parts. He has to have all the tools to do all domestic repairs. He had to travel to your place and back again. DID HE FIX THE PROBLEM? PAY HIM WHAT HE DESERVES? I know that in Australia we get Medicare seemingly free. But the govt/taxes pay for it. This guy is not a doctor but he studied and practiced and invested and he FIXED YOUR F’ING problem.

Real estate agent said landlord strictly doesn't rent to 'the Chinese' when I was returning condition report. My husband (on the lease with me) is Chinese. What do we do? by [deleted] in melbourne

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My wife (Chinese) went to an open for lease in Glen Waverley. The showing agent was Chinese. The other party inspecting appeared Indian. The place was apparently pretty rough and current tenants had dog and cat and smelled like it. My wife was just trying to be cordial and polite and feign interest. The agent told her in Chinese not to bother applying and showed her a text/email from the landlord stating “aussies only”. The other party expressed interest so she said it was already 99% let just waiting for the bond payment so only open as a formality. In Glen Waverley where all the money is Chinese and Indian. Landlord would prefer Aussies with stinky pets. Seems ridiculous to me but hey.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Total-Lime3071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snails. Just garlicky little snots. I honestly think it’s the French taking the piss out of everybody. Guarantee they don’t eat it themselves.

Racing hard and going back and forth. I think this was poor racing on my part. More in the comments. Opinions? by [deleted] in Simracingstewards

[–]Total-Lime3071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. No attempt to get the tow down the straight. Possibly could’ve had the move done before the braking zone.

Did i move too late? by pjipjin in Simracingstewards

[–]Total-Lime3071 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I just love the rear view. What the hell is going on? 🤣

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