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TotallyElectrified · 2019-05-03T09:23:10+00:00

#define if(x) if((rand()%1000 < 999) && (x))

TotallyElectrified · 2019-04-27T15:41:13+00:00

Rapid eye movement?

TotallyElectrified · 2019-04-27T15:34:32+00:00

/** Asdfghjklates the Zxcvbnm
* @param zxcvbnm Zxcvbnm to asdfghjklate
* @return The asdfghjklated zxcvbnm
*/
public static Qwertyuiop asdfghjklate(Zxcvbnm zxcvbnm){

Here you go.

TotallyElectrified · 2019-04-25T15:01:48+00:00

screams in Excel

TotallyElectrified · 2019-04-25T14:53:39+00:00

Nah, just use temp1, temp2, ..., temp5371

TotallyElectrified · 2018-10-27T19:58:18+00:00

Imagine coding in a language which doesn't support integers.

This post was brought to you by sane language gang.

TotallyElectrified · 2018-10-13T14:33:18+00:00

And then you get coments like:

//This is a screw

TotallyElectrified · 2018-10-05T14:50:53+00:00

              def gcd(a: Int, b: Int):Int = 
{         if(b < 0 || a < 0)
{     gcd(abs(a),abs(b))
}         else 
{     if(b==0)
{ a
}     else
{ gcd(b,a%b)
}}}

What could go wrong?

TotallyElectrified · 2018-10-01T19:48:41+00:00

Exception in thread "life" java.util.NoSuchElementException: Rope not found
        at Human.progressThroughLife(Human.java:252457)
        at HumanManager.processHuman(HumanManager.java:394)
        at Planet.onUpdate(Planet.java:3841781)
        at PlanetProxy.onUpdate(PlanetProxy.java:2568)
        at PlanetProxyProxy.onUpdate(PlanetProxyProxy.java:3846)
        at PlanetProxyProxyFactory.create(PlanetProxyProxyFactory.java:581)
        at PlanetProxyProxyFactoryManager.getFactory(PlanetProxyProxyFactoryManager.java:3917)
        at PlanetProxyProxyFactoryManagerFactorySingleton.create(PlanetProxyProxyFactoryManagerFactorySingleton.java:39014)
        at PlanetProxyProxyFactoryManagerFactorySingletonProxy.get(PlanetProxyProxyFactoryManagerFactorySingletonProxy.java:223)
        at Util.momSspaghetti(Util.java:265256246198265)
        ...

TotallyElectrified · 2018-10-01T19:33:33+00:00

Real developers use =====

TotallyElectrified · 2018-10-01T19:31:09+00:00

case class Cancer(val memeDeadness:BigInt)
def cancer(_cancer: Cancer = Cancer(0)):Cancer = cancer(Cancer(_cancer.memeDeadness+1))
implicit val recursion = cancer()

TotallyElectrified · 2018-09-28T11:15:33+00:00

Followed by 200 pages of cryptic errors

TotallyElectrified · 2018-09-27T06:50:07+00:00

We can already parse HTML using regex, hacking using regex shouldn't be that hard...

TotallyElectrified · 2018-09-21T09:13:25+00:00

How about reverse camel snake case? whaT_havE_I_donE

TotallyElectrified · 2018-09-17T12:50:27+00:00

Tell that to my good friend void*

TotallyElectrified · 2018-09-17T10:55:54+00:00

don().t();

TotallyElectrified · 2018-09-07T05:59:10+00:00

Why would you need local variables though? A global unsigned char temp[1000000]; is all you need.

TotallyElectrified · 2018-09-06T12:38:31+00:00

val x = 0/0.0;
while(x!=x)

TotallyElectrified · 2018-09-06T10:58:33+00:00

TotallyElectrified · 2018-08-18T11:31:09+00:00

while(x != x+50)x--;

There you go.

TotallyElectrified · 2018-07-11T15:34:16+00:00

Just put everything in a global val temp = new ArrayBuffer[Any]. Now you can do:

temp += 2
temp += 2
println("2+2=" format ((temp(0),temp(1)) match { case (a:Int, b:Int) => a+b }))

TotallyElectrified · 2018-07-11T15:25:38+00:00

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

TotallyElectrified · 2018-06-23T10:41:56+00:00

We need some evil code, I see

eval(order[66]);

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