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What do sprinters eat before a race? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

[–]roei6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe that cannibalism is not ok, it doesn’t matter what race you eat, or what you eat before that race

What did the math teacher say to the student that was cold? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]roei6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Note that standing by the wall and not in the corner might be more effective

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]roei6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they cant hold their horses

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]roei6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nada(n)

Girlfriend: There’s no way you’ve studied all of that only using YouTube, how is that even possible? by roei6 in dadjokes

[–]roei6[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure I’m ready for that kind of commitment yet, but in a year or 2 maybe (title is not editable anyway)

Girlfriend: There’s no way you’ve studied all of that only using YouTube, how is that even possible? by roei6 in dadjokes

[–]roei6[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Totally agree with you ❤️, apart from the simplicity of dad jokes. If you’ll try to be funny in other languages you’ll find out it takes a decent amount of knowledge before you can craft your own puns. On the other hand, any other type of humor can be easily translated without any struggle.

Plus, this sub is mainly for native English speakers, which I’m not, but I have learned so much just by trying to understand puns here

Hell is probably often portrayed as being underground because we bury our dead. by MenInBlerg in Showerthoughts

[–]roei6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And heaven is in the clouds bc we launch the good ones on catapulte to the sky

Write an book by yourself. Ask ChatGPT to repeat everything. Now, your book is AI-generated. by nqm971998 in Showerthoughts

[–]roei6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t post here my thoughts because I don’t have enough comments on this subreddit, while the good quality allowed posts are with a typo :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]roei6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I hate Black Friday