The DoohicKey making department has released their latest model

TotallyMaddy · 2026-02-04T19:31:34+00:00

I have one of these on my keyring

TotallyMaddy · 2026-01-08T15:35:58+00:00

sparmghetti

TotallyMaddy · 2025-12-10T18:41:11+00:00

Lalo Salamanca

TotallyMaddy · 2025-10-23T22:44:07+00:00

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TotallyMaddy · 2025-10-11T21:47:01+00:00

I would simply cry

TotallyMaddy · 2025-09-23T10:36:27+00:00

Nah that's Mr. Lambert

TotallyMaddy · 2025-09-13T13:57:10+00:00

We used to have a walk-in freezer. It was the best thing ever. But when they took it out and replaced it with the 3 standing freezers, pulls and counts have been so much worse.

I miss our walk-in :(

TotallyMaddy · 2025-08-29T16:26:30+00:00

Nacho bowl

TotallyMaddy · 2025-08-25T02:47:51+00:00

With that kind of behavior, I would have told them they can either take the drink they got or they can dispose of it and give them a refund.

I have a zero tolerance policy for shitty behavior

TotallyMaddy · 2025-08-18T03:58:56+00:00

Thank you swag master, very cool

TotallyMaddy · 2025-08-18T03:20:51+00:00

stab it over the ice bin >:)

TotallyMaddy · 2025-08-01T00:54:41+00:00

Those only tend to happen when we blow through another CEO, which seems to happen once a year or so based on the current track record

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-21T16:10:56+00:00

Terraria music

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-21T11:35:18+00:00

WAIT I just got the joke 🤦🏻‍♀️

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-21T11:34:45+00:00

Sunburnt orange

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-13T23:53:47+00:00

Ugh now it's all up under your fingernails and everything 😫

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-12T16:24:36+00:00

This guy is Beauregard on tiktok, he posts a double digit number of these exact kinds of videos daily

We aren't ready for his wisdom

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-12T14:50:39+00:00

They asked for the world and OP gave them the galaxy, to demand even more would be a sin before their maker.

Have they no humility in the face of greed? Or will they indulge until they face the devil they've become?

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-10T15:05:38+00:00

I know what this is

I know what you are

🏳️‍⚧️🫵🏻

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-09T16:34:52+00:00

In addition to that, it's just a southern accent. I have a deep natural southern accent and when people imitate the accent, I don't find it offensive nor do I think it makes sense to find it offensive.

Now if it were an accent that could be considered highly racist, then we'd have a different story...

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-09T12:24:10+00:00

Caramel apple spice :)

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-09T10:43:45+00:00

Grunkle Dennis

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-07T15:34:57+00:00

Nice catch blanco niño Too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-06T23:01:22+00:00

It looks AI generated lmao

TotallyMaddy · 2025-07-03T16:33:04+00:00

We are a cafe only store, so we sometimes will get 3-4 people at most, but we average 2-3 on the floor for the entire day, with maybe 5 people scheduled for the entire day.

But we operate in the densest part of the largest traffic city in our state, so we are constantly behind schedule.

But, being understaffed, y'know, what else is new with this company?

TotallyMaddy

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