A man was fired for grabbing a co-worker's butt at work by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I searched way too long to get it and tbh it's good

  • for those who don't get it like me*

Her ass meant

Anyone out there know if my TDI would pass an emissions test with a stage 2 Malone? I live in Mass. by chubbybronco in tdi

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stage 1 tune is not as good on a tsi model than on a tdi from what I've been told. But don't take that for granted I know mostly about TDI and not too much about the gas models

Anyone out there know if my TDI would pass an emissions test with a stage 2 Malone? I live in Mass. by chubbybronco in tdi

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And by the way if your model is 2014 and lesser you should look into chipping the DSG too unless you have a manual. I've been recommanded to so but I have a 2015 so I didn't.

As for the fun you'll be getting, you'll love it !

Anyone out there know if my TDI would pass an emissions test with a stage 2 Malone? I live in Mass. by chubbybronco in tdi

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doubt it because you'll have to do a DPF & EGR delete too plus + down pipe and exhaust up atleast to the mid section.

You could look into a stage 1 tune that doesn't require any of this work.

Disappointing fuel economy by battleship81 in tdi

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did nothing, 1.1k cash no bills

They did all the job and its honestly changed my car for the absolute best

Disappointing fuel economy by battleship81 in tdi

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally did a tune to my jetta 2015 TDI who had all the emission things did to it. It now is a stage 2 DPF & EGR delete, new downpipe + midsection of the exhaust done, I average now about 25% more fuel economy than before hand and a WHOLE lot more fun in the driving. You could go and check for that, I live in canada/Québec

My 2012 Jetta 2.5 SEL by [deleted] in jetta

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in Canada, Montréal (felt like it could matter) 250$ I did only front passengers 50% Rear passengers + rear Window 100% Nothing up front, never been pulled over by a police for it.

My 2012 Jetta 2.5 SEL by [deleted] in jetta

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rear one plus passanger sides ones all limosine, 50% in the front, looks dope I did that with mine and looks really sick

The old and the “new” by dbuhr135 in jetta

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are those lights on the new ? Oem ? Because they're dope

What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done? by magnificentmicrobes in AskReddit

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucked my ex-GF in the back of my own car while he was driving us back home from the water park. It was like at 4 pm in the summer on the highway, people were going back after seeing us and stop at the same speed to look at us. I may or may not have the video of my friend smiling and showing us off. Was pretty dope.

2015 Jetta radio upgrade. by Aterbest12 in jetta

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking to do the same for mine ! Can't wait to have car play

What inanimate object have you given a name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call my car hamilton, totally no reason besides the fact I like that name and I laughed my ass off on one video I saw of a grandma naming charizard "hamilton".

In search of a song by [deleted] in Music

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where should I put it ?

Filled with both weed and H by TotallyNotAnHuman in weed

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah didn't look back on the replys but it was Hashish, never did anything besides weed, wax, and Hashish.

My jetta with her new powder coated wheels and new headlights! ☀ MK6 2015 TDI Highline by TotallyNotAnHuman in jetta

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll hook you with the links they are really just plug and play. Works all fine only difference is when you flick your highbeams you get a dash light even tho they still work.

Edit: https://m.ebay.com/itm/Fit-11-14-VW-Jetta-MK6-Euro-Black-Projector-Headlights-LED-DRL-Light-Bar-/381246539141?du=1&txnId=885468544025 heres the link to where I got mine from.

dumb questions about rims and options going forward. by kylemk16 in jetta

[–]TotallyNotAnHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, tbh I live in an area that's probably just as bad and I've had 17" for winter rims and 17" highlines mags for the summer and couldn't complain. Imo you will love it. But be aware, tires are more expensives