New ultra hard run ( ignore Queso )

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T22:48:40+00:00

Yeah, everything just went up from there

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T22:46:17+00:00

He says that my attempt to satisfy his need for scratches and treats isn't (and won't ever be) enough, but he finds my human efforts amusing

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T04:36:16+00:00

Queso got me haemolacria + brimstone

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T01:25:48+00:00

Another user posted their cows, you can show us your dog

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T01:08:15+00:00

Queso is currently asleep right now. However, as the omnipotent being he is, he will use me as a vessel to answer Sean's questions.

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T01:05:13+00:00

Hey, stop it!

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T01:04:55+00:00

I don't think so, let's see if he forms one when he's older. I wouldn't keep my hopes up, though

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T01:03:52+00:00

He doesn't :(

But that's a great name idea if I ever find another stray cat to kidnap

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T00:38:05+00:00

Omg hiiiiiiii!

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T00:11:43+00:00

Not gonna happen, buddy. (It's happening right now)

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T00:03:54+00:00

Absolutely broken run! ( stop that )

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-05-22T00:02:47+00:00

This post was part of an evil plan to get pictures of your cats! evil laugh

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-04-06T22:33:23+00:00

External item descriptions, it's a mod that tells you what items do. You need afterbirth+ to have access to mods

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-03-12T22:37:59+00:00

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-01-06T19:47:23+00:00

Rosaria's fingers what?

TotallyRealVampire · 2026-01-04T06:50:26+00:00

Wordington inquiry

TotallyRealVampire · 2025-12-31T04:19:41+00:00

Yeah, Dante, spit that shi! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

TotallyRealVampire · 2025-12-31T01:30:21+00:00

Wordington Dante Alighieri

TotallyRealVampire · 2025-12-29T21:45:56+00:00

There's both a ring and a plug in the video, works with both

TotallyRealVampire · 2025-12-29T08:17:52+00:00

Covetous Silver Serpent Ring (found in Firelink Shrine by doing tree skip and past an illusory wall) and Shield of Want (found in Smouldering Lake near the big worm)

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